Creepy as hell moments in your life~

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wait.. what?

 

When i got out of the shower, and a hairy spider was hanging down by its web right behind me +____+" ~ </33

 

I woke up one morning, with no wood.



Edit: How am I supposed to keep warm? D=

 

there was a maggot in my corndog
i that day swore to myself id never eat any hotdogs or corndogs ever again D:

 

Getting raged at by my teacher on the 2nd day of school x_x"

 

Not pulling out.

 

I be seeing these moments like, I've seen them before. Then I go do it and everything is all weird and slowmotion then I go screw something up and do it wrong on purpose.

 

i was sleep walking in the middle of the desert ..
i wake up standing on my feet and i was away from the camp i barely can see it

so i think no one can beat that one a_a

 

Me getting slapped by my niece o.o

 

That is a fear all men share.....well atleast the ones that dont want kids right now.

 

Combat flashbacks from my deployment in Iraq.

 

I screwed up a data server in my first job and lost more than $100.000 (dollars) in company works >.< still haunts me.

 

When I saw a shadow figure.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_people

 

When I find a spiderbear creeping up my leg.

 

Spiderbears are very big, that must have just been a normal spider.

 

or it was an infant one.

Nonetheless, I found it squirming under my sole 3.9294 seconds later.
I then proceeded to toss it out the window, only to find a mature one called Beastie staring at me.

 

hhmm thats very odd that you survived. Cause Beasties ALWAYS kill and the deaths are brutal and violent. Usually only splotches of blood are found. Unless the Beastie really wants to be mean and spare you and kill all your friends and family instead. Yep, watch out for that Beastie. My advice is to live each day like its your last cause it just might be. Also, sometimes just duck for no reason whatsover. You never know when a sharp pointy object is gonna be flying at your head.

 

Uh, I have a few from when I was younger. The worst would probably be when I went over to my friends house when we used to live in the city. It was the South Side of Chicago, not the best place to be. We heard a gunshot - a common occurrence in the city. When I was leaving, across the street, was a car with what I thought was pizza spilled all over the seats inside. I later learned it was a gang shooting and the guy had had his brain blown to bits. Still haunts me. Thankfully, we moved to a nice neighborhood where all the high profile people live and there's 0 crime here.

 

That's very observant of you.

In fact, this is my soul typing these lines for me.