Just random things i found while on vacation.

I'm gonna talk about a few things i found while on vacation. So like whatever lol.

First i found out that Nate Dogg died.

Second friend got me into a show called "1000 Way's to Die". It was a cool show but some of the crap on there made me want to chuck up dinner. I'm gonna explain some of the things i seen on this episode. So those who are eating or have a weak stomach don't read lol.

2A. "Frenchin the coon" Some enviromental woman ( more like insane ) was driving down the road in her prius or whatever that little hybrid car is called. She ran over a raccoon. Now i would have kept on driving seeing how it probably had rabies anyways lol. But no...she stops and tries to give this thing mouth to mouth cpr. I almost gagged right there but somehow this truck coming down the road didn't see her bent over the raccoon and decapitated her. Tbh...for frenchin a coon she deserved it. >_>

2B. "Lipo gone wrong" Some dude didn't have the cash to get a legit lipo suction surgery done. So he had his best friend do it in his garage with a shop fact. Which has almost 5x's the power that the actual lipo vac has. So their suckin this dudes fat out and next thing they know, here comes his intestines. He died quick.

2C. "Fart fireball" I did not know farts were flammable. But from what this episode said, they are. But this stripper was also a porn star. Well the night before she took in alil more then she could handle. Next day she had a appointment with a Dr. Well he forgot to tell her not to eat for 12 hours. So that night she had a chili dog. During the surgery where he was using a cauterizing gun to fix her butt, she "backfired" and the methane in her poot sparked and basically launched a fireball down the dudes throat instantly burning his lungs to a crisp.

Now i seen that show and it was in the 600's. So god knows what's to come next lol. But all in all i think the butt fireball was funny as hell. It's better then watching mythbusters lmao!

 

How about that guy that's obsessed with making love to corpses and ends up killing himself while driving because the coffin, which was opened for him to satisfy his desire, got loose and crashed him out of the window after a hard brake?

 

Ohhhhh gawd. For someone to do that their freaking gross. We all know where he's at now. Givin the devil some "attention".