Hello everyone, get ready to be trolled.

what is a cleverbot ?

 

After doing some some fiddling I have discovered the handy multiquote tool, lets see if this works now shall we?

Why hello there sir Kaimbe.

Why my dear Daaxie I do apologize that I'm not trolling as much as you expect, but I do have many other activities going on my life. I have work, other projects, and to top it all off my internet is not currently very reliable. But I hope to rectify that situation shortly. In the meantime I do assure you that whenever I can get on to troll I shall dedicate my entire being to providing a rich and fulfilling trolling experience for all.

Excuse but I have learned the ancient trolling arts and have graduated top of my class from Troll University. If you don't mind I shall be the one who decides whether or not outside trolling help will be necessary on a case by case basis. Good day to you sir.

Mr CakeBaker what an interesting name you have there my good sir. I assure that this is no joke and is in fact the real deal. If you expect me to suddenly "reveal" myself as another member who has decided to partake in an activity such as this for a few laughs then I must inform you that you are only wasting your time as I am truly a new person who has decided to bring some fun and exciting trolling to these dull forums. I wish you a good day as well sir.

 

Couldn't be an aprils fool's joke. He types too much for responses and tries too hard.

 

Why my dear Dementa, it is better to put forth your best effort and risk trying too hard at something than to do everything half ass. Hopefully you take something from this valuable life lesson.

 

It's an innuendo that used to be a joke between me and a friend of mine ;o. And if its not a joke...then I /shake head. I never said you were someone else, or at least, all the people I'd expect to make alts on to troll would be far better at it. Self-proclamation always backfires . But then again, you seem like a child, so its alright ;o. Either way, it'll be interesting. Try not to get banned as many times as I have, pink gets annoying after a while x.x

 

All I see in this thread are posts that I don't feel like reading.

Congratulations to a thread that couldn't keep me entertained.

Your trolling has failed.

Everyone who replied is a fail as well.

Good day to you all, but not really.

 

Sounds like quite the joke then. As for the "self proclamation". On other websites where I have appeared, others have been quick to say that I am a current member who is just messing around so in this case I have decided to "clear the air" and get that out of the way quickly so people don't waste time tossing around a plethora of names as to who I may or may not be.

Perhaps I am a child, perhaps I am not, but my age should be of no concern to anyone here as that has no relevance to this subject.
Thank you for the warning about the bans, and I shall take great care to avoid that most dreaded pink name.

You seem like a most interesting person and possibly a worthy opponent who will give me great opportunities to test my mettle. May there be a bright future ahead and I look forward to future conversations.

 

You have also replied several times. Are you saying that you are a fail as well my friend?

 

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You seem to be contradicting yourself my friend, or is this your attempt at trolling? For if it is then you have much to learn. But no worries, perhaps you will learn learn a thing or two, and one day you may yet be another worthy opponent for me.

 

I don't need to troll and your posts continue to half entertain me :s

 

You also have yet to answer my previous question. You say that this thread isn't worth reading and that everyone who posts is a fail. Does this make you a fail as well?

 

I have answered your post because as I said I didn't read it. And The Ablazed and fail do not make a good combo. That's like saying fireice. Such a big contradiction which is why it doesn't exist.

 

In order to reply you must read the posts so therefore I conclude that you are being most dishonest and for that, I am most disappointed. You also say that everyone who posts is a fail, yet you post and claim to not be a fail. I find it very disheartening that you would be so rude to so many fine people here. Even though I can not force you, I will ask that if you can not troll properly and/or if you have nothing of value to add that you kindly depart from this thread.

 

You wouldn't know anything about life, seeing as you don't have one.

 

Ahh yes the common "You don't have a life" cheap shot. Did that take you all this time to think up? For surely you can do better. I have such high expectations for this place.

 

Yeah, it took me all that time to think of that. Sorry for disappointing you, master. With this I leave the thread.

 

Very well then. I wish you a good day/night.

 

cmon peoples lets not turn this into a flame fest

 

u replied too...so welcome to the "fail" team nab