Never Satisfied!!

I got this from a co-worker, thought I'd share it. Sad but true.


NEVER SATISFIED!!!!!

I spent $5,000 on a boob job for the wife. She was delighted.

I spent another $2,000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic.

I spent $2,000 on lipo-suction for her and she couldn't thank me enough!

But I spend 50 bucks on a blow job for myself and she goes BLEEPING mental.

Women!!!!!


Why do men die first?

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know...

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her
from the rat race... you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework .. you're a pansy.

If you work too hard... there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough... you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay... this is
exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay... you
should get off your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her... that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you... it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks... it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet... it's male indifference.

If you cry ... you're a wimp.
If you don't... you're insensitive.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear...
you're a pervert.
If you don't... you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape... you're sexist.
If you don't ... you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape... you're vain.
If you don't... you're a slob.

If she has a headache... she's tired.
If you have a headache... you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often... you're oversexed.
If you don't... there must be someone else.

Bottom Line... Men die first because they want to.

 

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

 

And whatever happened to a "Family Oriented" forum?

 

nothing much to do, but seeing this thread really made my day

 

the only thing i could understand is ..Someone from work Told you about some secrets and you shared with us ... Can i laugh now?

 

Leaking secrets. Could leaking staff info and blaming others also be a possibility?

 

Hilarious!!!

.not

-.-"

 

Its a joke email - this isn't serious or i would not have shared.

90% of the things everyone else posts/says is far from "family oriented"... This is nothing compared to that.

 

Is there no in-between for any of these?

And the first thing.. lul.

 

lol reality sucks doesnt it xD