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  1. Bas!!x

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    MUHHHHHHHH i get bored...
     
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    is the server is still down???

    :ninja: is the server of aion is still down????
     
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    Hmm- as a gladiator do you go dual sword or polearm and why? and do you use a bow for ranged targets?
     
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    d*mn its taking so long!!!!!!!!@@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@@!@!@!@!@!@!@!
     
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    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.
    ​
     
    Fuerdaruka, Jul 31, 2010
    #11751
  12. Adieu

    Adieu Respected Member

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    Umad Black Mesa's better?

    Freeman <3
     
    Adieu, Jul 31, 2010
    #11752
  13. Pushyou

    Pushyou Proficient

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    still not closed??

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    Pushyou, Jul 31, 2010
    #11753
  14. jason2121

    jason2121 New Member

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    wew

    wewawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
     
    jason2121, Jul 31, 2010
    #11754
  15. Fuerdaruka

    Fuerdaruka Proficient

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    This was a triumph!
    I'm making a note here:
    "HUGE SUCCESS!!"

    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what me must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I'm not even angry...
    I'm being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time!
    So I'm glad I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me...
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It's so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there's science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me glad I'm not you.

    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I'm
    still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.




    I want to win
     
    Fuerdaruka, Jul 31, 2010
    #11755
  16. jason2121

    jason2121 New Member

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    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    The winner is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    jason2121, Jul 31, 2010
    #11756
  17. Xalamander

    Xalamander Well-Known Member

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    wth, people post too long msgs here.
     
    Xalamander, Jul 31, 2010
    #11757
  18. jason2121

    jason2121 New Member

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    ahhhahhhhhh^^
     
    jason2121, Jul 31, 2010
    #11758
  19. stingyoass

    stingyoass Stuffshot

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    mememememememememememememe!
     
    stingyoass, Jul 31, 2010
    #11759
  20. jason2121

    jason2121 New Member

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    lalalalaallaalalalalalalalalalaa
     
    jason2121, Jul 31, 2010
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