An essay for Beastie

So, Beastie told me he may consider buying me the Archeum founders pack for Archeage if I could write a 1000 word essay using no o's in it, describing why I want to play archeage. I did 1085 words, because why not.

Written in 2 hours while at work on my phone.
YEAH IM PROUD. PROBLEM?

 

At least it has proper grammar unlike the other guy, so I say Beastie give him double the reward you promised him!

 

That brings my next feature up. Rideable creatures can be received by many things. In a certain selection, games recently have had these rideable creatures purchasable at NPCs, but archeage has them available as babies that can be raised as well. Players can get several rideable creatures such as deer, cattle, things that say neigh, kits, and weird upright cat yetis.

Whoops xD

There are several others, too lazy to pull em out tho D:

 

Aw I also noticed there's 5 o's in there

 

Damn, I caught one selection while proof reading but I guess I missed that. Time to patch it up.

Where are the others? Could've sworn I proofread the shit out of it but it would help a lot if I had find on my phone to search for o's

 

I can't read that on my phone lol but I found 2 that I edited out.

 

I found a total of 5 xd gogo, find the rest lul!

 

I will raid and pillage under thine name, making the name Beastie a name which all will see and fear.
I will bring in a fish supply such that it will bring all the males in the direction where the yard is. The shipyard.
I will build my shelter up such a great height that it will be called an empire building.

The thing which this entire thread culminates in, as id say, is that I will give the game publisher such great feedback that when my grace decides he can begin playing, it will be such a great experience that his mind will be paralyzed.

In finality, I think it needs expressing that I think until black desert is released, many games are at a precipice, prepared that they might release and unleash their unfinished game imitated after a successful release from years past. These games will crush the market with shame, but I will be playing the game which is fun and unique if given the chance by my grace, sir Beastie.

Damn boy

 

Check now :3

 

GOOD JOB YOU FINALLY DID ITl

 

My fish supply brings all the boys to the yard and damn right, its a ship yard
I could show you, but I'll have to charge market price~

 

I never promised to to buy you the archeum founders pack.

[3:31:30 PM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Just saying alpha doesn't get wiped, but I'd play live after release anyway
[3:31:38 PM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Its just a nice privilege
[3:32:13 PM] True Nick: Id rather juts play on the main server
[3:32:19 PM] True Nick: if I would log into the test server
[3:32:26 PM] True Nick: I would probably just screw around neways
[3:32:48 PM] Jeremiah Wyatt: You and me need to work out a deal on archeage because if I could get it before Thursday I'd do anything
[3:33:13 PM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Mostly because keys are running out and I don't want them to close off the deal before then
[3:34:36 PM] True Nick: alright
[3:34:51 PM] True Nick: write me a thousand essay on why you want to get into archeage alpha so badly
[3:34:58 PM] True Nick: and what you hope to accomplish
[3:35:01 PM] True Nick: *word
[3:35:11 PM] True Nick: and you can not use the letter "o"
[3:35:17 PM] True Nick: and I'll see what I can do
[3:35:18 PM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Hmm k
[3:35:40 PM] Jeremiah Wyatt: PM on the forums is okay?
[3:36:40 PM] Jeremiah Wyatt: That will help me pass several hours at work <:
[3:37:27 PM] True Nick: You have to make a new thread
[3:37:35 PM] True Nick: so everyone can see

Didn't read.

 

I did say 'may consider', didn't say beastie will buy me this if I do it :3

 

Aaaahhh touche.

 

Hey Beastie, with your great collection of swords and all...

you know which sword you'll never be able to get?

 

Why in the seven hells are you not in the AoA chat

 

That sword is a shitty ass fake of the REAL Oathkeeper. That's just a cheapo fake damascus steel blade they're trying to pass off as Red Valyrian steel. The REAL oathkeeper would have a blade that is colored more like this.

And yes the sword in the pictures is my sword, and these pictures were taken in my room. Also many people can get both the show swords and the superior book swords here. Valyrian Steel You just need lots of money as they are expensive and you need to buy them out fast or else find them on ebay. They don't have Oathkeeper yet but they said they are producing it and will have the show and book versions available for sale "Soon"TM. Get rekt joey.

 

That's a pretty sword

 

Thank you. It's red damascus steel. I love the blade but the hilt and guard was poorly made out of cheap materials. When I get the time I'm gonna completely replace the hilt and guard to make it the truly badass sword it deserves to be.