[Event] Insult Aegis

Event Duration: 1 week.
Event Purpose: Attempt to give me an insult, whoevers post actually manages to keep an insult by the end of the week wins.
Prizes: There will be a first, second and third winner. Judged by me by the effectiveness of the "owchie". First = 3 from normal, second = 2 from normal, third = 1 from normal.

RULES:
(1) I can, and will, edit your post if it posesses an insult. I will have a specific set of rules that I must obey (such as I CANNOT remove all of the words in your post, and I CANNOT add an infinate amount of words).

I will not give away the amount of edits/additions I can make until the end ;p

(2) KEEP IT PG-13. Here I will allow swearing, sexual comments, etc. But do NOT go and bypass the word filter. I will personally go out of my way to edit and remove any posts that delves into agonizingly cursive. Alcohol reference is allowed, as well as other things. But likewise don't make this into some vulgar trashcan of a thread, if it becomes that I will be forced to remove it. (And happily will).

(3) Very long posts are allowed. But realize I can and will prune essays ;p

(4) MEME's/IMAGES ARE ALLOWED. To some degree. Same rules still apply on the forums to images, no sexual images, no swearing in images (PERIOD.).

 

aegis, do u know how many months it took your mother to take a shit?


























9! MONTHS!

 

you are straight on tuesdays

 

Indeed, on tuesdays I am :<

 

lemmie guess, you had a dream you were eating chocolate pudding and woke up with a spoon in your butt !!!

 

aegis you're a .... what a pointless thread <_<...

 

why on tuesdays? o.o

edit: OOOH lol u edited mine alreday xD

 

its lame but im bored :l

 

you are such a white fluffy bunny o.o

 

Another attention diva thread >_>


TELL IF IM SRS OR NOT? The world may never know.

 

Bob Saget.

 

hmm an insult, let me think, AEGIS LOVES MEN!, oh wait, fail T_T

 

It's too hard to insult you. There's like nothing to pick on either. You're a neurosurgeon, you're like 6'4, you're physically fit, and not to mention you have a nice personality.

Oh god, I just did the opposite of the intended event.

 

i guess this is the only thing i could think of

 

xD I must admit, that made me chuckle :3

 

Lets insult Aegis!



Wait.. whaaaaat!? o.e

 

Student neurosurgeon* Corrected D:

 

Insult Eggies? hm, I'm not good at insulting so.... ^-^

 

/turns on bluntlucentwhomakesnofriends mode, or I should say, my alter-ego, TNECUL. Be afraid.
(also know that while this post is completely, entirely serious [inb4 lucent is no srs], I still love you :'D, and hope you take no actual offense D': )

Aegis, you are absolutely disgusting. I mention poop as a joke from time to time because of how easy it is to make humor from the word in a kiddish way. You mention poop sometimes as if its a toy to play with. I will never forget your story of essentially blasting out taco bell on some guys face, however deserving he may have been, because I very nearly barfed when I heard it, and I never barf. Ever. I have images so horrible from it that even seeing the thumbnails of scat videos on certain...questionable..websites I occasionally visit are not in comparison, that the bowels of a certain numericalChan can not spew up often unless I wander into bad threads, knowing what I'm about to see, which mind you I don't. You sometimes talk about how hard it is to use the restroom as well. I frankly am not concerned with that, and I cannot help but wonder how a man as smart and seemingly hot as you are could possibly have such grotesque tendencies, and how others do not often dare point this out about you, surely I can't be the only one that thinks its revolting. At some points, I feel like you purposely say these things (and I hope they're not lies, because seriously who lies about that??) to gain more attention. Who doesn't love attention? I can't blame you for it on a certain scale but the point in which I see [Event] AEGIS! threads or other similar AEGIS threads every single time I login to check the forums, its almost saddening that you go after this attention so much. I have had several issues with you posting spammy stuff all across the forums for either post count or further attention and not taking into consideration how many people are criticized for making any type of off-topic post or thread, and how many people are unfairly labeled as spammers, or trolls, or anything of that sort and constantly have their threads moved to -that graveyard section which no-one speaks of anymore just because of how dead it is-. Finally, I think in certain ways you are extremely selfish, as if other points dont cover that. I don't know exactly how much it was worth at the time, but after you got scammed I gave you access to my account and told you you could take what you want - an account I had originally spent $610 in donations on. I did at first ask for a few costumes at a later point in good faith for my kindness, but I eventually wanted to give Taelak my set of ABG accessories before the account was VIP and you gave everything off. I apologized deeply for that, and immediately took away all notion of getting anything from you in return, but I still figured you'd maybe return the kindness at some point. Upon returning to Aion, I didn't expect much, maybe just a costume or something like that, but to this date I still haven't heard from you regarding such. Taelak helped me, Jellybean helped me, even Dimitra gave me basically an entire set of Tahab/Anuhart/accessories/etc. so I wouldn't be in vendor (14 day) items, and I hadn't really ever done much for her, other than be a friend. Other than the event reward today ;p I never received anything from you, not even a candy, not from the person that had gotten at least 2 ABG sets, even from my cherished Lumiel cleric which I wanted to always preserve (though I did give you permission to take her stuff in the end). I never expected a complete payment, but at least an act of kindness I had hoped for D:.



Sorry, thats my insult ;3, please don't take it harshly, I'm only participating, and using honesty as my tool xD

Someone want to beat me? come at me bro. o: