Every time I kill an animal in an RPG...

There is no logic behind the RPGs.

 

Only bots post here

 

There is a great and powerful evil rising and you are the only one who will be able to fight this great threat when the time comes. Now go out and get me 8 boars teeth.

 

I refuse to. In fact.. REGI'S TORTOISE SQUAD, ATTAAAAACK!

 

^Tortoises? I though you were in the Koalas squad...

 

Fine then, don't get me the 8 boars teeth and then you'll never finish the first quest in this quest chain, level up, move on to the next zone, and be able to experience any of the fun nongrinding things. And stop it with the turtle squad those things are annoying. They're all level 2 and I'm level 99 and they only do 1 damage to me.

 

The elite squad contains koalas, kangaroos, kookaburras, emus, wombats and the mighty kangaroo paw.
Only used to defeat the most powerful of them all

I dont need to finish your lousy quest. I can go straight to pernos *cough* jerk *cough* and get santa to threaten him.
Fight of the nonnos. Whoever wins has no choice but to fly me to your kingdom in which... /secretplansyoullnevereverknowof.

 

Somehow I feel those will fit to make me new shoes and a nice coat. You should take the quest.

 

[h=1]You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?[/h]

 

No

FUS RO DAH!

 

This is a very thought out and well written explanation of many of the rpg quest types and conditions.

 

I need to ask you to stop. That.... Shouting is making people nervous.

 

No, also how's this guard gig working out compared to that adventuring thing you used to do before getting shot in the knee?

 

They eat people and people carry coins and bows too so they swallow all of it to get full.
Boom, logic.

 

Even Elephant can't swallow a whole bow as it is, now how can a wolf do that?

 

So um how's that boar teeth collecting coming?

 

She's collecting of the snake tails.

 

Snake tails are the next mundane collection quest in this chain. You can't collect those yet I need boar teeth. Go out and get them, I'll just be standing here in this exact spot outside my house never moving at all until you get back.

 

I'm not Regi, you Pedospiderbear.

 

Less talky more mundane collecty

Because I'm the NPC quest giver and you're the lowly newbie player who has to do the stupid grindy stuff before you can get to the fun parts. Now go out and get me 8 boars teeth.