Everytime I use a powerdrill

I pretend its a fancy high tech gun and start to run around and shoot at imaginary enemies. The other day I was using it to put some stuff together and I was hungry and got a banana and started running around the apartment dual wielding the drill in one hand and the banana in the other. I killed a lot of space pirates that day.

 

As a Queen of Stupidity, I like to pretend to be a gladiator, while using a scythe

 

After every "fight" do you turn to the crowd and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"?

I always did that back in my pretend gladiator days.

 

There's no-one to ask, because I kill everything that moves.

 

You kill the crowd too? You're a crappy gladiator. Gladiators are meant to entertain, not be killing machines. Training gladiators was expensive and time consuming and every time a gladiator was killed in the arena, his or her owner had to be compensated with ten times the determined value of the gladiator by the editor of the games.(This was the "sponsor" and also the guy with the role of determining if defeated gladiators would be spared or finished off) and thus most gladiators were spared and in fact had over a 90% chance of survival in all their fights.

Of course being a gladiator still didnt guarantee you'd live long. If you signed up to be a gladiator at the age of 17 or 18, you would be lucky to make it to age 25, but most causes of death for a gladiator were due to internal injuries or disease and not gory deaths in the arena like big hollywood movies, or certain shows(Looking at you Spartacus!) portray it as.

 

At Last youre awaken.

 

I was busy defending my new apartment complex against space ninja pirates with my powerdrill and a banana. The powerdrill shoots fast but it does less damage, and the banana usually is an instakill but it has a slower firing speed. The secret is to time your shots to get a perfect firing tempo.

 

Beastie please.

 

Most of my fights are with people, who are stupid and incompetent! As the Queen of arrogance, I can't stand such people .
Whenever I touch a musical instrument, I pretend to be a bard, making anyone who listens to me to be brutally tortured by the high-pitched notes, that pierce their insides, turning them to а jelly.

 

Hey @Momo ,never knew you got married. :^ )

 

#Arrogant Couple FTW!
But i want Beastie find his machete girl.

 

I don't share my arrogance with anyone! I use it towards everyone!

 

I am not the king of arrogance, I am the god of arrogance.

 

The title doesn't seem to fit for you tho

It should be Dimitra using that, but oh well nvm

 

Well, I like it, so =) Also, I'm quite sure that you don't really know me, so that you can tell wether it's suitable for me or not

 

Oh ,why we won't make it Arrogant Space Ninja Pirates?

 

Well, I don't really think we forum users will base the title through real life attitudes c:

My point is your forum activity/posts doesn't seem fit to your current title :^)
And because I don't really know, there'll be a possibility that you're either a "queen or a king".