good bye california

I won't miss you



I do miss my little wombat





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you were not lying about the army congrats dude, try to shoot me if you see me GL!

 

You live in California? wot.

 

California sucks. It's a beautiful land ruined by dumbass politicians. You can't even take nunchaku and butterfly knives there, and it's a fucking pain in the ass and then some to fill out the damn paperwork for guns.

That and if you slay a dragon out there that's attacking a city all these hippy politician type ppl start trying to sue you for killing an "endangered species", and then you're like "FINE! NEXT TIME I'LL JUST LET IT ROAST AND EAT ALL YOU ARTARDS! THEN I'll kill it, claim the land for myself, and use all your skulls as chamberpots!" and then they start chanting kumbayaya and yelling at me because I then start eatting some dragon meat stew, and then I call them all dumbass hippies, and another dragon attacks and I run off to go kill it but then realize this is all stupid and just let the dragon eat them.

One day California will have a huge earthquake and fall out into the sea. I bought some land in Nevada, and when that fateful day comes I'll throw a huge party on my new beachfront property.

 

True, Cali does suck. Only because Brai lives there, though.

<3

 

Damn forgot about that. In that case we should just nuke the whole damn place.

huehuehuehue

 

Nuke my place first plz

 

atleast you guys dont live in compton area

 

Ehhhhh, Cali is awesome! Give it to me, if nobody wants it~ *w*

 

You can have it. You'd have to pay me to take it.

 

Nobody loves me or Kyle huh

l SEE HOW lT lS.

 

True.......

 

Arrrrrghhh, why everything is money related. Me poor, ser. Kinah? o:

 

I mean, you would have to give me money if you wanted me to take it.

:3

 

*bluuush* ;x

Huuuunnnn, Trent gave me his Caliiii~ *Q*

 

Sweet. Now, let's go make our own "wombats".

New AMTs incoming, brace for impact.

 

You can have it, and just ignore that plane dropping that bomb like object. It's nothing to be concerned about. You won't feel a thing. Promise.

 

San jose is full of rattle snakes, coyotes, mountain lions, ground squirrels and skunks... thanks god I'm in PR now.

 

I live in a desert where the city has a Lake at the bottom of the hill we use for sewage so when wind blows up the hill towards base. It smells like crap for 3 days.