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[10:37:38 PM] Slyther: ugh nick stop feeding the goats with penises
[10:37:41 PM] Slyther: we drink that milk
[10:37:49 PM] Slyther: I don't want to be drinking hot loads for milk
[10:38:01 PM] Frix: I don't, it's gross.
[10:38:18 PM] Slyther: well, yeah
[10:38:27 PM] Slyther: with Nick feeding the goats with penises
[10:38:31 PM] Slyther: we're kinda screwed
[10:38:46 PM] Slyther: my Chocolate Goat Milk will never taste the same
[10:38:48 PM] Frix: You're, I don't drink goat milk.
[10:40:08 PM] True Nick: drink cow milk instead
[10:40:15 PM] True Nick: those cows eat grains and grass
[10:40:20 PM] True Nick: and have a penis free diet
[10:41:07 PM] Slyther: My Goat Milk Diet of Victory requires me to drink Goat Milk, because I want victory. Dammit Nick, use some logic here!
[10:41:46 PM] Frix: So you need penises to victory?
[10:41:53 PM] Frix: In your mouth
[10:42:46 PM] Slyther: no, I need goats
[10:42:52 PM] Slyther: you might need penises
[10:42:54 PM] Slyther: I need goats
[10:42:54 PM] True Nick: sry joe
[10:43:04 PM] True Nick: but the penises give the goats vital vitamins and minerals
[10:43:10 PM] Frix: But Nick is feeding all the goats with penises
[10:43:16 PM] Frix: So if you drink goat milk
[10:43:19 PM] Slyther: they also turn their milk to hot loads, god dammit!
[10:43:19 PM] Frix: you kinda drink penises
[10:43:20 PM] True Nick: to make your goat milk extra effective
[10:43:22 PM] True Nick: for victory
[10:43:40 PM] True Nick: if you want victory you need to drink goat milk from goats fed with penises
[10:43:55 PM] Slyther: .....
[10:44:02 PM] Slyther: fine, I'll take the pleb cow milk
[10:44:23 PM] Slyther: but I'm stealing a dragon egg to ensure my victory in anything
[10:44:40 PM] Frix: Dany took them all.
[10:44:41 PM] True Nick: dragons give live birth
[10:44:44 PM] True Nick: they dont lay eggs
[10:44:48 PM] True Nick: thats just a silly fiction thing
[10:44:58 PM] Frix: Yeah
[10:45:02 PM] True Nick: if you bought a dragon egg from someone
[10:45:07 PM] True Nick: hunt him down
[10:45:16 PM] True Nick: cut off his manhood, and feed it to the goats
[10:45:21 PM] Frix: You have to eat dragon penis and everytime you shit you shit out the dragon
[10:45:21 PM] True Nick: cause he ripped you off
[10:45:25 PM] Slyther: I never said "buy", I said "steal"!
[10:45:28 PM] True Nick: its probably just a painted rock
[10:45:31 PM] True Nick: congratulations
[10:45:37 PM] True Nick: you're gonna steal a rock
[10:45:37 PM] Slyther: and I never said anything about dragons
[10:45:45 PM] Slyther: I can bash people's skulls with a dragon egg
[10:45:48 PM | Edited 10:45:50 PM] Slyther: unhatched
[10:45:48 PM] Frix: [10:44 PM] Slyther:




[10:46:02 PM] True Nick: [10:44 PM] Slyther:


<<< but I'm stealing a dragon egg to ensure my victory in anything
[10:46:03 PM] True Nick: [10:44 PM] Slyther:


<<< but I'm stealing a dragon egg to ensure my victory in anything
[10:46:03 PM] Frix: [10:44 PM] Slyther:


<<< dragon egg
[10:46:04 PM] Frix: [10:44 PM] Slyther:


<<< dragon egg
[10:46:04 PM] Frix: [10:44 PM] Slyther:


<<< dragon egg
[10:46:07 PM] True Nick: [10:44 PM] Slyther:


<<< but I'm stealing a dragon egg to ensure my victory in anything
[10:46:12 PM] Slyther: SOGUYS
[10:46:16 PM] Slyther: IF I EAT CHICKEN EGG
[10:46:19 PM] Slyther: AM I EATING CHICKEN
[10:46:20 PM] True Nick: shut up and drink your goat penis milk
[10:46:22 PM] Frix: [10:44 PM] Slyther:


[10:46:26 PM] Frix: [10:44 PM] Slyther:


<<< dragon
[10:46:26 PM] Slyther: CAUSE THE HOUND WOULD DISAGREE
[10:46:29 PM] Frix: #rekt
[10:46:30 PM] Frix: [10:44 PM] Slyther:


<<< dragon


[10:46:36 PM] Slyther: EGG != CHICKEN
[10:46:38 PM] True Nick: ok frix
[10:46:39 PM] Frix: [10:44 PM] Slyther:


<<< dragon
[10:46:42 PM] Slyther: YOU GUYS SAID IT
[10:46:43 PM] True Nick: that joke is done now
[10:46:46 PM] Frix: [10:44 PM] Slyther:


<<< dragon
[10:46:47 PM] Slyther: DRAGONS DON'T LAY EGGS
[10:46:47 PM] True Nick: moving on
[10:46:47 PM] Slyther: SO
[10:46:49 PM] Frix: [10:44 PM] Slyther:


<<< dragon
[10:46:50 PM] Slyther: TECHNICALLY
[10:46:52 PM] Frix: [10:44 PM] Slyther:


<<< dragon
[10:46:53 PM] Slyther: THE DRAGON EGG
[10:46:55 PM] Slyther: ISN'T A DRAGON
[10:46:57 PM] Frix: WAIT
[10:46:57 PM] Frix: WAIT
[10:46:59 PM] Slyther: EVEN BY THAT
[10:47:02 PM] Frix: YOU WANT THE DRAGON BALLS?
[10:47:04 PM] Frix: LIKE
[10:47:06 PM] Slyther: what
[10:47:06 PM] Frix: THE
[10:47:09 PM] Frix: BALLS
[10:47:12 PM] Frix: AWWW
[10:47:14 PM] Frix: GROSS.
[10:47:16 PM] True Nick: you two try and puzzle this out together
[10:47:16 PM] Slyther: ...WHAT
[10:47:19 PM] True Nick: Im gonna play some warframe
[10:47:24 PM] Slyther: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, NICK
[10:47:24 PM] Frix: LIKE
[10:47:27 PM] Frix: 8====>
[10:47:32 PM] Frix: BALLS --> 8
[10:47:32 PM] Slyther: I'LL BASH YOUR FOOKIN EAD IN WITH A DRAGON EGG
[10:47:37 PM] Slyther: AND GET VICTORY
[10:47:41 PM] Frix: AND U WANT DRAGON BALL
[10:47:46 PM] Frix: LEFT OR RIGHT?
[10:47:51 PM] Slyther: YOU SAID BALL, I DIDN'T SAY BALL
[10:47:56 PM] Slyther: IF YOU QUOTE ME
[10:47:59 PM] Slyther: I SWEAR TO GOD
[10:48:00 PM] Frix: YOU SAID EGG BUT NOT EGG
[10:48:02 PM] Slyther: FUCKING POLISH SHIT
[10:48:08 PM] Frix: [10:47 PM] Slyther:


<<< BALL
[10:48:10 PM] Slyther: DAMMIT
[10:48:11 PM] Frix: YOU SAID BALL
[10:48:17 PM] Slyther: LOL
[10:48:38 PM] Frix: SO YOU WANT THE DRAGON D
[10:48:40 PM] Frix: YOU WANT THE D
[10:48:43 PM] Frix: GROSS.
[10:48:45 PM] Slyther: LOLWHAT
[10:48:47 PM] Slyther: NO
[10:48:49 PM] Frix: YES
[10:48:50 PM] Slyther: YOU WANT GOAT PENIS
[10:48:53 PM] Slyther: GO EAT A PENIS
[10:48:53 PM] Frix: NO
[10:48:54 PM] Slyther: FRIX
[10:49:01 PM] Slyther: NO
[10:49:03 PM] Slyther: FRIX
[10:49:04 PM] Slyther: SHUT UP
[10:49:04 PM] Slyther: NO
[10:49:05 PM | Edited 10:49:13 PM] Frix: YOU WANT TO DRINK PENIS MILK AND DRAGON D
[10:49:07 PM] Slyther: STOP TYPING
[10:49:11 PM] True Nick: [10:47 PM] Slyther:


<<< THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, NICK
[10:49:17 PM] True Nick: this is all according to my plans
[10:49:19 PM] Frix: LOL
[10:49:33 PM] Slyther: YOU'RE BARRED FROM FEEDING THE GOATS WITH PENISES THEN
[10:49:55 PM] Slyther: or else I take the goats with me and go to Pakistan to kill Pakis with my victory
[10:50:15 PM] Frix: well, i'm fine with the killing pakis plan.
[10:50:21 PM] Slyther: ok
[10:50:35 PM] Slyther: Nick, your plan backfired
[10:50:37 PM] Slyther: noob
[10:50:42 PM] Frix: So you do w/e you want with your dragons D and his balls and penis milk.
[10:50:47 PM] Frix: But kill pakis.
[10:50:51 PM] Frix: and i'll be fine.
[10:50:52 PM] Slyther: gtfo frix
[10:50:57 PM] Frix: wut
[10:51:05 PM] Frix: [10:50 PM] Slyther:


<<< ok
[10:51:06 PM] Slyther: you can have the dragon penises
[10:51:16 PM] Slyther: I keep the goats
[10:51:31 PM] Slyther: without the penis diet, of course
[10:51:39 PM] Frix: SO YOU LIKE TO HAVE DICK IN YOUR MOUTH
[10:51:46 PM] Frix: CUZ YOU WANT TO KEEP THE PENIS GOATS
[10:51:47 PM] Slyther: [10:51 PM] Slyther:


<<< without the penis diet, of course
[10:51:51 PM] Slyther: LEARN TO READ U LIL SHIT
[10:51:53 PM] True Nick: [10:50 PM] Slyther:


<<< Nick, your plan backfired
[10:51:59 PM] True Nick: this is also according to my plans
[10:52:20 PM] Frix: BUT THERE ARE NO PENIS FREE GOATS
[10:52:54 PM] Slyther: THERE WILL BE IN 5 MONTHS AFTER THE NEW DIET EXPULSES ALL THAT CRAP OFF THEIR SYSTEMS
[10:53:07 PM] Frix: thanks god that other ppl cant see this chat.
[10:53:11 PM] Slyther: LOL
[10:53:27 PM] True Nick: [10:53 PM] Frix:


<<< thanks god that other ppl cant see this chat.
[10:53:29 PM] True Nick: um actually
[10:53:34 PM] Frix: like
[10:53:34 PM] Slyther: inb4....
[10:53:36 PM] True Nick: everything is beintg posted
[10:53:37 PM] Frix: other other
[10:53:40 PM] Frix: wut
[10:53:40 PM] True Nick: on the furoms
[10:53:40 PM] Slyther: LOL
[10:53:43 PM] Frix: no

 

uhm no. That's fake. Really.

 

I can get screenshots to back all this up

 

Photoshop.

 

what iread



oh god why ;-;

 

He probably doesn't want me to delete it because he knows it's fake!

 

That Slyther guy is really messed up in the head, damn...

 

Stop trying to make a cover up. Besides this is so long, I doubt anyone would actually read through the entire thing anyways, seeing as the average attention span on here is pretty much the same as some 10 year old kid with ADHD who's hopped up on sugar and hasn't had his medication in a week.

 

That's right Trent. High five!

 

plis!!

 

That little screenshot thing is photoshopped and fake. As a mod you have participated in actions and conduct unbecoming a Gamez Staffie. As such I hereby decree that you be stripped of all lands and titles, have your manhood cut off and fed to the goats, and be sent to the wall.

And then shoved off the wall into the oncoming horde of wights and white walkers.

If you disagree then you can demand a trial by combat and I shall grant it. I declare my champion to be the horde of wights and white walkers north of the wall, and since all the gates are sealed you will be shoved off the wall in order for you to go fight them.

 

"As a mod bla bla bla". Shut your mouth, you filthy peasant. Maybe if you had a red name like me you would be more awesome.

 

All that did was just prove the point I was trying to make.

 

Yeah, no one cares about your points though.

:3

 

You can obviously tell by the way the Frix posts are written that this is not our beloved Frix! <3

 

No one SMART cares about my points, because in reality they are very serious bizness.

That is really Frix. Joe can confirm it.

 

God dammit Nick, were you not paying attention to the conversation!? >:[

 

Then what do you want the manhoods to be fed to? Cows? Chickens? Turkeys? Pigs?

 

Eat them.

 

When would I trust Joe for accountability? You need to get some better sources.

Tarzan's confirmations are worth nothing.