In a fight

Hi im in a fight in high school, i need tips :bandit: searching is uselss:annoyed: my other fight went well but got badly injured so yeah this guy im fighting he has a bodyguard friend who is freakishly tall and strong what do i do?
pls give me tips

 

1) be me
2) workout
3) be me
4) have a nationality with the top fighting races I'm German/Irish/Russian
5) have over 13 years of martial experience
6) screw all that and bring a gun


please realize Im just joking about the gun part, A sword should do nicely

 

Wear your ABGs and pwn him.

 

Yeah be like Beast & get your ass whooped , or simply go to the gym ~ o.o;

 

grenade will do the job for you.. KILL THEM ALL

 

*adds Zee's name to the list of people who need to "disappear*

 

shoot him
LOL

no but rly
shoot him

and give me ur login info

 

no guys cmon seriously

 

If you really are interested in learning how to fight, I doubt a forum full of MMO nerds is going to help.

 

Efff yo ninja squad ~

 

I'm using Spartans this time.

 

Hit n run


/10char

 

You should try to settle things peacfully and maturely and talk over your issues so no one gets hurt. And then you can live happily ever after and everyone can sing a cheerful uplifting song.

 

Wow beast i thought you were a hardcore kinda guy :andy:

 

I feel like I have to act SOMEWHAT responsible. Now here's what you should really do. First you do need to talk and CLEARLY express that you will use self defense if necessary. If you both fight then its a fight and you both get in trouble but if you people hear you saying that you don't WANT to fight but will defend yourself if necessary then its self defense and you don't get in trouble

Then wait for him to charge in. He'll probably try and do a fullpowered haymaker with his stronger side(especially if he's big). The attack will have power but will be slower and easy to dodge or block if you see it coming. Then a good bet is to kick him in the knees. That should end the fight right there.

Many people try to kick head high, and while that looks cool you'll just get your ass pwned if you try that against someone who knows what he's doing.

 

u want a weird fight? :andy:
well make a paint bomb for him with a very simple steps.. :lol:

To make a paint bomb you simply need a metal pain can with a
refastenable lid, a nice bright color paint (green, pink, purple,
or some gross color is perfect!), and a quantity of dry ice. Place
the paint in the can and then drop the dry ice in. Quicky place
the top on and then run like hell! With some testing you can time
this to a science. It depends on the ratio of dry ice to paint to
the size of the can to how full it is. If you are really pissed
off at someone, you could place it on their doorstep, knock on the
door, and then run!! Paint will fly all over the place HAHAHA!!

 

Use these techniques and you'll win every time.
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looooooooooooooooooooooooooooolz

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go for the balls then go for the nose ,, you just won the fight

 

roooofl:lol::lol::lol::sideways::sideways: