Jack Bauer! A god among gods!!

So I was talking to ryan, and he impacted upon me the knowledge of the god known as jack bauer.

He also gave me this web site
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That is a video that almost made me crap myself laughing... even those of you with a lesser sense of humor might get enjoyment out of this one
A few excerpts from the web site
Jack Bauer once lost reception on his cell phone. 24 hours later AT&T announced that it would have more bars in more places.
Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves
When Chuck Norris and Superman have sleep overs, they argue over who has the cooler Jack Bauer Pajamas...
God had to give Jack Bauer immunity on the sixth commandment "Thou shalt not kill". If he hadn't, Jack would've considered God to be a terrorist and God knows what happens to terrorists.

 

the second i heard his voice i ROFLMFAO'd !@
ohgod, LOLOL =____=" <3

 

I know right!!! Oh my god this video is too much XD

 

Whatever you do, just don't look at that recent picture of him in a kilt that almost made me puke.

I miss how amazing 24 used to be, at least the first few seasons.

Jack Bauer once stepped into quicksand. The quicksand couldn't escape and nearly drowned.

The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.

 

his voice sounds like my japanese host student's teacher, goshiro sensei ROFL
ohgod, its so gay im crapping myself laughing Y___Y"

 

Chuck Norris sounds cooler imo >.>

 

Jack Bauer >= Chucknorris