Lets make a story:D

once upon a time there was..

 

There was an empty old house standing in the middle of a field.

 

a little girl with her old teddy bear would pick the flowers that grew outside the house everyday ...

 

She'd collect them and skip over to the house, hugging the bear and holding the flowers, a smile forming on her face, until she's reach the house.. She'd look up, stare at the house, through the window of the second floor and a tear would drop down her face.

 

coz her teddy bear was actually PEDO-BEAR..

 

she never realised, it was a pedobear
after all those years of trust and faith, she finally let go
and there, in the house, she was pedoed on
the bear left her, laughing like satan,
the girl laid on the brass bed, her blonde hair scattered, her 'was' simple white dress all dirty and destroyed ...

 

but then she began to plot revenge on pedobear. She would end his reign of terror

 

she snapped out of her world, turned off her innocence and purity, as she was no longer clean
and thought up of strategic schemes and plans
sadly none was a success ...

 

She knew she couldn't do this alone, for Pedobear had many allies and she would need to train and gather allies as well. She set off to search for others who were terrorized by pedobear and thus began the start to what would be the great Pedobear War.

 

world pedo war III was soon to be started.

 

She collected and trained with all manner of deadly weaponry, and gathered others and trained with them as well. Soon she had a squad, then a platoon, and eventually an army. But all did not go smoothly in her quest..

 

but the most powerful, and most reliable weapon was the ...

 

almighty Knifewrench!! That only the greatest and most skilled of warriors could wield properly appeared to her in a vision.

 

THen The nINjas Come !

 

after years of training, she was no longer a coy little girl, but an armed and strong mercenary, and was ready to take on the pedobear!

 

then every buddy died

 

But first she had to deal with the ninjas, and go on an epic quest to find the awesome Knifewrench to use it in battle against the pedobear army.

 

all that was left, was the pedobear and the girl...

 

but then a res all was cast and everyone came back to life and the girl resumed collecting followers and her quest to find the knifewrench and defeat its mighty guardian, The Janitor

 

ROFLMFAO!
umm...
'Attack!' she screamed. all ran up to the janitor and gangbanged his ass, just when they thought they had killed him...