Major accomplishment achieved!

After years of lurking, and only mere weeks of actually joining and commenting, I finally got a top comment on a Cracked Article.

Pretty soon I'll be a famous Internet commenter. Though I do need start using all caps and having more spelling and grammar mistakes. Some racial slurs would probably also be helpful.

http://www.cracked.com/article_23104_6-mind-blowing-things-about-space-youre-wrong-about.html

 

Homie who cares bout space. If u live on a planet called the earth I think that's enough for you. If u really care about alien vag or penis I suggest u ask NASA for a trip to another planet.But Alien tip is your cup of tee ain't it?

 

No I'm not a waiter, so I don't work for tips, alien or otherwise. And what do tips have to do with any of this? Do you work for tips? Its ok if you do, tips are good. They're always cash and you don't have to pay taxes on them. Well technically you should declare for them but come on, who actually does that? Also what does any of this have to do with space? You're quite the scatterbrain.

 

I'm very proud of you Nick.
































Not really. Fuck you.

 

But u told us u love alien mushroom tips

 

I saw your hidden text and it's quite apparent that you're just jelly of my awesome and extremely useful internet commenting skills. Yeah, these skills are a lot better than any stupid real life skills any day. Well except for riding on tanks while waving swords skills. And then being able to use swords, and for skills with tanks but those are only good if you're also good at swords. Tanks aren't very useful if you cant stand on them and wave a sword around.

But ya, you jelly.

No that's ignorant, you're ignorant. Collecting just the tips of mushrooms, whether they are alien or earth mushrooms is stupid and wasteful. Any mushroom hunter that actually knows a damn thing about mushroom hunting knows to collect the ENTIRE mushroom. Gah you need to learn proper mushroom hunting skills.

 

After so many years of training in the forum, you did it! Congrats

 

Yeah you're right. I wanna be like you when I grow up.





Bitch.





Just kidding. I love you Nick. No homo.

 

beastie you can have my mushroom tip

 

Thank you. My forum training here has served me well, especially when I snuck into the source code and set the gravity to 100 times Earth's standard gravity to train even harder. Worked like a charm when I had to fight that other internet commenter who set the fighting arena gravity at ten times Earth's gravity and went on about he he trained and was used to 10x gravity.

I was all like Bitch PLZZZZZ!!! Tenx is nothing, I've trained at over 100x. And then one shot him.

I love you too man.

No

 

better version

 

I love these scale things. No fancy videos or gifs but if take ALL the sand from ALL the beaches on the Earth, it wouldn't even come close to how many stars there are out there. Just from the sheer number it kind of makes anyone who doesn't believe that any of those stars could have a planet that has or had alien life(advanced to one cell organisms) seem like dumbasses.


Another fun fact. While it's crazy insane how many stars there are out there. Ten drops of water have about the same number of molecules.