pick-up lines-_- post ur best shot:p

Can I have your picture? [Why?] So I can show santa what I want for christmas!

 

Please stay with me
why?
you reminded of my dog named "beast".

 

You seriously use this? and pick-up lines lulwut? I start conversations tends to work better.

 

Hey girl, I just sh*t my pants. Can I get in yours?

 

The best pickup lines are random, potentially embarrassing things with no special meaning

If you have the confidence to approach and say something out of the ordinary, its going to catch their attention, and further use of confidence can easily get you a number or better.

Using shitty pickup lines will just make them ignore you, unless you're extraordinarily attractive and give them reason to want you with minimal effort.

This guy knows the deal.

 

I dont know i just want to reply in his threads and that's the thought pop out in my head &_&

 

I don't know where you live, but in most of the world, pick up lines are meant to be funny.

 

You see that star all alone over there in the sky?
Just because it's lonely, doesn't mean it's worthless.

Thanks susan.
/baliclevelsofcliche

 

Girl, are you a denture teeth?
It's because, i can't smile without you.


im corny ok

 

You don't say?

The problem with pickup lines is a) because of pop culture, a lot of people see them as a bit of a stigma, and regardless of how witty and/or funny they are, generally they suck, and b) a lot of them give away the intention to simply pick the girl up.

Regardless of whether or not that is your intention, a lot of girls will ignore you for it. The easiest thing without having to memorize stupid pickup lines that will work on a fraction of people is just to make up something random. You don't have to make any sense at all as long as you have the confidence to back it up, thats all that matters is confidence, none of this fancy pickup line crap.

 

if you want serious discussion "lucent" you can make another thread your almost tear down "Juvi's thread".

I love you
why?
coz your face is like Kangaroo:kissing:

 

Oh yeah, I'm definitely trying to tear down this thread by giving some reasonable advice, hurr durr.

I'm not going around pointing out your pick up lines, and if you want to use them be my guest, but the best pickup line is really just to use confidence, not memorized phrases that have probably already been used.

 

I think this topic was just made to have fun with and not to be taken seriously. Come on guys, just relax and have a little fun. Don't try to turn this mindlessly fun topic all serious psychological bull crap.

I-i'm sorry, not to be offensive or anything but this really isn't the topic to be trying to give "reasonable advice" if you can't tell that this is supposed to be a funny thread well then you need to cool down a little bit. We all know pick up lines are corny, can't we just have fun and not have people get upset.



I think we all need to take a lesson from Zapp Brannigan here...

"If I said you have a beautiful body, would you take off you're pants and dance a little"
"I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies"

Just go pick up a copy of his book of pick up lines.

 

Whatever, my pickup line is still the best out there. You can get free drinks like that (although you might need a glass or a towel).

 

I think a sponge might be best ;p

 

Are you hospital?
i have heart complication, either I C U or U C ME..

 

come'on guys.. just a little bored in-game that's why i made this thread..

i know it's kinda ***** or whatever..

btw, just chill and don't be so rude... it's just for fun


(man) excuse me,would you like to dance? (women) NO! maybe u didn't hear me.. i said you look really fat in those pants!!

 

Come on guys. You can do better =O

 

- Nice shoes. Wanna f**k?

 

Only lucent could actually have a serious talk about pick up lines