[SURVIVE] Z Apoclapyse

Alright forums let's assess our Survival capabilities in the event of a worldwide zombie apocalypse!

♥First things first be honest with yourself!
*dont be like im a super genius thus i will create a cure & so this thread is invalid - no fun at all - if ur fat & have 0% chance of survival then consider that as a self motivation to go the gym.

♥Second, the zombies.
*depending on their physical condition when they turned can either run or walk.
*they can hear, smell, see and are always hungry omnomnom for you
*can only die when you destroy their brain
*like TWD anyone who dies even if not bitten becomes a zombie (airborne)

♥The Scene
*you wake up after hearing a strange noise, u find urself alone.. u take a peek outside and to ur "surprise/horror", Zombies! (Around 24 hours after Z apocalypse started)


Let me start

FORMAT:
*to avoid wall-o-texts lets follow a simple format (you can always add ur theories or what-not's at ze bottom)

♥ PHYSICAL : im actually underweight and cant run for long distances.. i have no martial arts or weapons traning.. fuck me right?

♥ MENTAL: i squirm when i watch real footage of people being mutilated (such as terrorist vids) and i dont think im mentally prepared to kill a zombie or a person yet

♥ ENVIRONMENT: i live in the philippines & im currently in a populated city full of soon to be zombies.. yep imma die.

♥ Z STRATEGY: idk, prolly go to sea at first.. on some raft.. let the chaos settle down a bit.. thereafter maybe team up with abled people, the hero types, cause they'll prolly save my arse for a few times before they ditch me.. hopefully by that time id prolly learn survival techniques from them..

♥ WEAPON OF CHOICE: a bolo ofc (machete for u) its lightweight and silent.. but then again i dont think im mentally prepared yet.

Now its your turn

 

♥ PHYSICAL : Also underweight and lazy, at least they won't get a lot of food outta me.

♥ MENTAL: I'll be the person running into the zombie horde trying to bite them...cause you know, if you're gonna die you might aswell give 'em a giggle.

♥ ENVIRONMENT: 3rd world country, second biggest city....living right next to one of the main roads..

♥ Z STRATEGY: try to eat as many people as possible.

♥ WEAPON OF CHOICE: Dual-wielding 34'' purple double-sided dildoes.

Git real peeps

 

♥ PHYSICAL : I am pretty strong, but with little resistance, blame PC life. I know some Kung-fu but it has been a while since I was active. So yeah, gotta get a vehicle or be good as dead after a fight.

♥ MENTAL: I don´t flinch at human suffering, and have a hard time understanding people emotional issues, and being like socially inept I do not identify with other humans. But of course, as an upstanding citizen I haven't committed crimes but under given circumstances I do not think its a problem to hammer someone to death. And if it is zombies more so.

♥ ENVIRONMENT: In a middle of a city too, so either manage to escape or it´ll be a really short apocalypse for me.

♥ Z STRATEGY: Well, manage to get a vehicle and try to find some high ground, or a place where the number of zombies might not be something so detrimental. But then again, with little resistance to run and climb maybe wont do much.

♥ WEAPON OF CHOICE: Knives, probably tying them to a long stick or something. Here having guns is complicated, so I cant put my pawns rifles or shotguns, and guns are scarce unless your a crock. So yeah, knives.

 

@grrr: oh shit we r so gonna die... id prefer blowing my head off than be eaten raw.. i imagine if we turn we'd b gollum-like XD

@ddraig: ok ud prolly be those survivor types, i just dont see how knives in sticks is gonna be that effective.. still ur better off than me i dont even know how to drive a car yet, i srsly should learn soon.. its a must especially when ur in a city.

 

PHYSICAL: I used to be athletic, but... I get tired quickly since used to smoke and I don't work out due to my schedule, but I think with regular exercise I can bring myself back to shape. I used to attend Muay Thai training for self defense before so I sort of know a little of the basics.

MENTAL: I'm a little complicated when I see/watch gore stuffs. I mean, they make my heart beat really fast but it doesn't make me stop watching/looking at them. And even though I know that a video with some really disturbing stuffs in it can actually bother me, I still click the play button. I've played some COD, Battlefield, etc. games so hopefully I can manage.

ENVIRONMENT: I live in the city as well. Highest floor of our apartment building and we own the rooftop too.

Z STRATEGY: Barricade the only way in our floor as well the gap of our building to the other one beside us. Will use a harness far from our neighbor's balconies whenever we need to go up and down for supplies. We reside near the port so maybe we can try getting our hands on some boats too. I've always thought it's safer to stay by the sea than land.

WEAPON OF CHOICE: Crossbow. I'm a huge fan of Daryl Dixon, and I find it best given my location and how quiet it is. Downside: need lots of arrows!

 

You don't need arrows as of 4.0 ! It's ok.

 

Of course knives aren't useful, but is what I would be able to get my hands on real fast.

 

tape the knife to a broom and you have a spear, no risk of getting bitten by meth addicts...i mean zombies.

 

Knives, probably tying them to a long stick or something. Here having guns is complicated, so I cant put my pawns rifles or shotguns, and guns are scarce unless your a crock. So yeah, knives.

 

♥ PHYSICAL : slim in good shape, doing my fap fap exercises often

♥ MENTAL: i am a gamer, waiting for zomby apocalypse is my dream

♥ ENVIRONMENT: i live in a city, it's going to be fun running in streets to save my ass

♥ Z STRATEGY: only strategy is to survive which whatever i can in any cost, even another humans life.

♥ WEAPON OF CHOICE: a sword for melee and a gun for distance fights

bring the zombies for fck sake !

 

@uehara: u have an advantage given ur current location.. but no barricaded place will forever be safe.. that advantage would prolly keep u safe during the initial chaos though.. using the other building as an entry or exit is not a good idea, i think, since u dont occupy that building who knows what lurks in its corridors the next day.. crossbow is a good choice though, less messy too ^^

@nuttela: oh im sure zombies will ignore you im just not sure if survivors will ^^

@ddraig: well yes ofc knives are readily available but tying it to a stick has many flaws.. if u could weld it then ud have a reliable spear.. i imagine u shouthing "this is sparta" during close combats.. lol.

 

Never said I'll use the building beside us for outside World access. As stated, we'll barricade the gap between our buildings since as you said, who knows what's in that building. To go down and up, might just use some rope ladder or harness.
I think throwing bombs/grenades would be nice too. LOL!!

 

Oh i misread >.< need some brain sugars.. and sleep.. lol.. its 2am here and these zombies wont stop moaning.

It seems like real world people prefer an all out bring-it-on war rather than being ninja and sneaky like TWD pipz do. LoL

 

PHYSICAL : My parents forced me to learn Kung fu since age 7, stopped when i was 16-17. started weight training after that. As for weapon training, i have experience with many swords, spears, wooden staffs, and even using an old man's cane lol xD - many more. I'm also flexible but not as flexible when i was about 7-16. still in shape though. also im shorter than an average man should be :[ .

MENTAL: I will kill when i must. i use to love fighting people when i was in high school that adrenaline feeling feels good. however i grew out of that phase.

ENVIRONMENT: I was born in vietnam. we moved to the states then to canada because of the war back then.

Z STRATEGY: i'd probably contact all my friends and team up together. survive together and kill together as a team! we will move like assassins!

WEAPON OF CHOICE: i'd would want to strap my self with guns. also bring a sword with me for close combat.

 

♥ PHYSICAL : I'm physically incapable of traveling through the day without becoming extremely tired and in need of water in short amounts of time (i'm not a ball of fat, people, I just hate the sun that much). I'm physically incapable of fighting as well, and even if I was capable, melee combat would be on my "last resort" list since it's never a good idea to come close to a rampant beast, especially one that can infect you if it bites you.

♥ MENTAL: I don't have much of a problem seeing people die or something since it's a rather common thing where I live, and even if I did, zombies aren't exactly people or animals (whose deaths I do have a hard time handling).

♥ ENVIRONMENT: I live in the most populated city of my country, but then again my country's population stands at around 8 million, doubt I'd have much trouble in that aspect.

♥ Z STRATEGY: Travel at nights, even if counter-intuitive, dehydration is less of a worry and the nights aren't as cold as in other parts of the world so looking for warm places isn't a necessity. If I have to be part of survival groups, I'm not going to be part of big groups, they can prove to be more of a risk than help. I take some time to react/think so if anything I'd be traveling in open areas and observe my surroundings before moving on. Objective would be to find base at open waters, while staying near the shore in case we need supplies. If not possible, creating fortified bases would be the next option (which I'm not a fan of, regardless of how appealing the idea is).

♥ WEAPON OF CHOICE: Would be in between explosives and high precision firearms. Would be complicated to get for anyone regardless, but there's still a chance. With the right knowledge, any survival weapon can be designed at home with the right tools, and with the internet at our disposal, chances are we'd be well prepared in terms of knowledge before the Zombie apocalypse begins (at which point in time we could probably have to forget about the internet lol).

Of course, chances are my neighbors, family, or my own pets inhibit me from reacting fast when everything begins so I'd probably die within a week and wouldn't even get my strategy on its feet. D:

 

I'm actually living in Paris at the moment, for 6 months.... But i usually live in the french Alps

♥ PHYSICAL ; I'm athletic, i run 3 times a week... I used to do 17 hours of sports a week, a year and a half ago. I also hike a lot when i'm home. I also ski 50 days/winter and do DownHill Biking in summer.

♥ MENTAL: I have no plans of killing anyone.. Zombies or not. But if i have to, to stay alive; i guess i'll prefer saving my life

♥ ENVIRONMENT: I live in the French Alps in a small village, i know every path there, in a 12 kilometers radius.

♥ Z STRATEGY: I would climb a peak with provisions for a small amount of time (about a week), with some of my friends and equip it to be easily climbed/unclimbed in a small amount of time with the right equipment. (I keep provisions for 2 months at home..) and get back home from time to time to get some more. Most people in the village i live in keep a shitload of provisions, so.. that's good for us i guess.

♥ WEAPON OF CHOICE:


Why take anything else?

 

Yes, But is unrealistic.

If by chance I get to survive the depopulation of my city and thus being able to loot whatever is ready or available, then sure, maybe I would get my pawns in some better weapon. Even though I am a fan of all that blows and dismember organic things. In a Z world relaying in cutting and silent weapons is the best to survive the longest. Combat while a necessity should never be the first option. So, being silent and swift is a better deal. And all this Z scenarios are always the hardest the first 72 hours while the population is being eaten and then only the true survivors are left. Before that is chaos and mostly none of us will go beyond that point, meaning the available weapons will be what you have at hand, which wont be sword or potent explosives, neither precision weaponry but household items... deadly ones being Knives.

 

@tykimik: teaming up with friends - somehow i picture people in paintball gear.. ur chances of survival are high if it were to happen tomorrow ur pretty much the hero that saves ur neighborhood kind of guy.. its almost always snowing in canada right? its likely that zombies will just freeze rather than be much of a burden.. it would be an unchallenging apocalypse.

@sirjoseph: pretty sound strategy u have.. except for travelling at night imo the risks outweigh reward temperature or dehydration aside.. most likely there would be blackouts during an apocalypse and using light is a no no if ur not in a fortified camp.. leave ur pets XD

@ddraig: well i have to agree during the first 72 hours u have to pick up whatever u can defend urself into.. hmm, maybe wrapping ur other arm with, say, a magazine (like in world war z) plus a knife in the other is a good and practical tactic too.

@kretia: nice environment.. its ideal for survivors to raid or stay on.

 

this thread made me look up on what weapons to use on a zombie haha

[video=youtube;8w04VcKDH2I]http/www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w04VcKDH2I[/video]

 

^ this. GG Zombies.