Unruly Theobomos Mob

My girlfriend and I have logged in at several points today to get our characters out of Theobomos (bug - bounded there) but every time we log in, there's a mob of about 8 Elys sitting and waiting for us. Now, we can see the teleport-to-Panda statue, but we can't use it because every time we res, we die. Maybe it would be possible to make a script to check for asmo's who are bound @ Theo and set all their bind points to Panda or something? It's awful frustrating trying to log in and losing 5k+ AP every time..

I guess this isn't about hackers, but would fall under malicious users?