Who is who in the Game of Gamez?

There's a lot more to this, but I'll post it later. Basically me and a couple of noobs spent the morning trying to decide who would be who if they were in ASOIAF/GoT


[4/12/2014 8:09:06 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: I can't just give you all my secrets
[4/12/2014 8:09:21 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Varys would be dead if he did that
[4/12/2014 8:10:42 AM] Nick: Well they're gonna need to be necessary if you want me to write the series
[4/12/2014 8:10:53 AM] Nick: Lol
[4/12/2014 8:11:13 AM] Nick: Oh so youre the varys of gamez?
[4/12/2014 8:11:20 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Wut I don't want you writing my stuff~
[4/12/2014 8:11:42 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: The real question is
[4/12/2014 8:11:44 AM] Nick: Do you gave a secret targaryean heir hiding away somewhere?
[4/12/2014 8:11:52 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Are you the petyr?
[4/12/2014 8:12:06 AM] Nick: No that's Alente
[4/12/2014 8:12:21 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: I have a few lined up if he doesn't make it across the sea
[4/12/2014 8:12:30 AM] Nick: Notice how hes in a high position and has been around since the beginning
[4/12/2014 8:12:45 AM] Nick: Always controlling things from behind the scenes
[4/12/2014 8:13:00 AM] Nick: Josh is the Petyr of gamez
[4/12/2014 8:13:11 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: But he didn't rise from the poor
[4/12/2014 8:13:25 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: He's more of a..
[4/12/2014 8:13:34 AM] Nick: How do you know that?

[4/12/2014 8:13:44 AM] Nick: Maybe he lied about that
[4/12/2014 8:13:55 AM] Nick: And Petyr was never poor poor
[4/12/2014 8:14:02 AM] Nick: The peasants are poor
[4/12/2014 8:14:04 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Hmm
[4/12/2014 8:14:10 AM] Nick: Petyr just came from a minor house
[4/12/2014 8:14:38 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Wut petyr never had anything of worth is what I mean
[4/12/2014 8:15:04 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Josh has been a lord since he first came to gamez landing
[4/12/2014 8:15:08 AM] Nick: Probably not

[4/12/2014 8:15:27 AM] Nick: A minor lord like petyr
[4/12/2014 8:15:36 AM] Nick: I'm telling you dude
[4/12/2014 8:15:58 AM] Nick: Josh is the petyr of gamez abd he's an even bigger troll like I am
[4/12/2014 8:16:02 AM] Nick: Than
[4/12/2014 8:16:16 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: I disagree, but he does fit the personality and the only other fit I can think of is tywin
[4/12/2014 8:16:21 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: And he's not tywin
[4/12/2014 8:16:29 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Definitely not tyrion
[4/12/2014 8:16:39 AM] Nick: Josh isn't tywin
[4/12/2014 8:16:45 AM] Nick: Not by a long shot
[4/12/2014 8:16:47 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: I just said that
[4/12/2014 8:16:47 AM] Nick: If anything
[4/12/2014 8:16:54 AM] Nick: Ari is tywin

[4/12/2014 8:17:00 AM] Nick: Josh is petyr
[4/12/2014 8:17:11 AM] Nick: Larissa and bella did so much add kissing
[4/12/2014 8:17:13 AM] Nick: They merged
[4/12/2014 8:17:20 AM] Nick: And were cersei
[4/12/2014 8:17:23 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Ari is more Jaime than tywin
[4/12/2014 8:17:41 AM] Nick: Maybe
[4/12/2014 8:17:53 AM] Nick: But he's a lannister
[4/12/2014 8:18:03 AM] Nick: I would be Syrio
[4/12/2014 8:18:09 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Oh god
[4/12/2014 8:18:11 AM] Nick: In that everyone thinks I died
[4/12/2014 8:18:15 AM] Nick: But I escaped
[4/12/2014 8:18:22 AM] Nick: Hahaha
[4/12/2014 8:18:36 AM] Nick: Would you rather say I was Ned?
[4/12/2014 8:18:39 AM] Nick: Lol
[4/12/2014 8:18:43 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: No

[4/12/2014 8:18:50 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: I'd say you're gregor
[4/12/2014 8:18:55 AM] Nick: Lmao
[4/12/2014 8:19:07 AM] Nick: How am I Gregor?
[4/12/2014 8:19:26 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: 'Fuck the king' is basically you in a nutshell
[4/12/2014 8:20:37 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: People think badly of your cold hard troll exterior but you rightfully protect sansa and arya
[4/12/2014 8:22:09 AM] Nick: That's Sandor dumdum
[4/12/2014 8:22:20 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Woops
[4/12/2014 8:22:23 AM] Nick: And I guess that is a fairly accurate take on me
[4/12/2014 8:22:30 AM] Nick: I like it
[4/12/2014 8:23:21 AM] Joseph Griffin: [6:11:13 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Are you the petyr?
[6:11:27 AM] Nick: No that's Alente
[4/12/2014 8:23:25 AM] Joseph Griffin: Alente isn't Littlefinger wtf
[4/12/2014 8:23:29 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Ikr
[4/12/2014 8:23:31 AM] Joseph Griffin: he's more like

[4/12/2014 8:23:32 AM] Joseph Griffin: idk a Tyrell
[4/12/2014 8:23:48 AM] Joseph Griffin: always getting amused n shit
[4/12/2014 8:24:11 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Well that's kinda littlefingers thing too
[4/12/2014 8:24:37 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: I'd say he's more petyr than Tyrrell for sure
[4/12/2014 8:25:15 AM] Joseph Griffin: @Nick: Shut up, dog
[4/12/2014 8:25:25 AM] Joseph Griffin: Jeremy is Pycelle
[4/12/2014 8:25:26 AM] Joseph Griffin: wat
[4/12/2014 8:25:41 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Hmm who is joe
[4/12/2014 8:27:35 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: I'm not pycelle wtf
[4/12/2014 8:27:58 AM] Joseph Griffin: Joffrey's Fool probably
[4/12/2014 8:28:15 AM] Nick: Lol Joe claims to be historian
[4/12/2014 8:28:21 AM] Joseph Griffin: oh ok then
[4/12/2014 8:28:25 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: No you're more of a renly
[4/12/2014 8:28:26 AM] Nick: Isn't that a job for a maester
[4/12/2014 8:28:37 AM] Joseph Griffin: that one maester that takes care of jaimie's wound
[4/12/2014 8:28:47 AM] Nick: Lol oh god
[4/12/2014 8:28:49 AM] Joseph Griffin: the one that was banned

[4/12/2014 8:28:59 AM] Nick: And alente is littlefinger
[4/12/2014 8:29:01 AM] Joseph Griffin: for going all da vinci on everybody
[4/12/2014 8:29:13 AM] Nick: Hes always manipulating shit behind the scenes
[4/12/2014 8:29:18 AM] Joseph Griffin: you just want to see alente's little finger
[4/12/2014 8:29:27 AM | Edited 8:29:30 AM] Joseph Griffin: shut up dog
[4/12/2014 8:29:27 AM] Nick: And like little finger he's sneaky about it
[4/12/2014 8:29:35 AM] Nick: So ppl don't suspect him
[4/12/2014 8:29:36 AM] Joseph Griffin: no but
[4/12/2014 8:29:41 AM] Nick: Fuck the king
[4/12/2014 8:29:42 AM] Joseph Griffin: alente is troll
[4/12/2014 8:29:47 AM] Joseph Griffin: alente is more like
[4/12/2014 8:29:53 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Wait are you talking about the red priest maester guy?
[4/12/2014 8:29:58 AM] Nick: No
[4/12/2014 8:30:02 AM] Joseph Griffin: the kid from the eyrie
[4/12/2014 8:30:06 AM] Nick: That's Thoros
[4/12/2014 8:30:11 AM] Joseph Griffin: oh thoros
[4/12/2014 8:30:17 AM] Nick: The res priest and he isn't a maester
[4/12/2014 8:30:40 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Ehh I'm trying to think of the guy Joe is talking about
[4/12/2014 8:30:53 AM] Joseph Griffin: no I meant the guy that puts a scissor into jaimie's handless wrist
[4/12/2014 8:31:03 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: I still think Joe is more renly than anything
[4/12/2014 8:31:06 AM] Nick: That's qyburn
[4/12/2014 8:31:15 AM] Joseph Griffin: well excuuuUUUUUUUUSE ME

[4/12/2014 8:31:16 AM] Nick: Hr also made gregorstein
[4/12/2014 8:31:32 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Joe is not qyburn
[4/12/2014 8:31:35 AM] Joseph Griffin: but I'm no swordsman, ifuknowwhatimean
[4/12/2014 8:31:45 AM] Nick: Lol
[4/12/2014 8:31:50 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Then stannis
[4/12/2014 8:31:53 AM] Nick: Joe can be pycelle
[4/12/2014 8:31:56 AM] Joseph Griffin: noty
[4/12/2014 8:31:59 AM] Joseph Griffin: Stannis is fine
[4/12/2014 8:32:17 AM] Nick: You are not Stannis
[4/12/2014 8:32:21 AM] Nick: No way
[4/12/2014 8:32:25 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: He fits stannis
[4/12/2014 8:32:26 AM] Joseph Griffin: I can sit on Dragonstone and dictate justice with lightbringer
[4/12/2014 8:32:34 AM] Nick: Oh god
[4/12/2014 8:32:38 AM] Nick: Were fucked

[4/12/2014 8:32:50 AM] Joseph Griffin: not unless you're unjust
[4/12/2014 8:32:59 AM] Joseph Griffin: oh and sacrifices
[4/12/2014 8:33:02 AM] Nick: With you in that role
[4/12/2014 8:33:09 AM] Nick: Everyone is fucked
[4/12/2014 8:33:11 AM] Joseph Griffin: I need sacrifices for R'hllor
[4/12/2014 8:33:26 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Trent is pretty much Loras
[4/12/2014 8:33:26 AM] Nick: You can sacrifice trent
[4/12/2014 8:33:37 AM] Nick: Lol
Puddles is melisandre
[4/12/2014 8:33:44 AM] Joseph Griffin: oh god
[4/12/2014 8:33:51 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Ha joe fucked puddles

[4/12/2014 8:33:52 AM] Joseph Griffin: I suddenly dont want to be stannis
[4/12/2014 8:33:57 AM] Nick: Hahahahahahaha
[4/12/2014 8:34:10 AM] Nick: Too late
[4/12/2014 8:34:21 AM] Joseph Griffin: how about Puddles is Cersei
[4/12/2014 8:34:21 AM] Nick: You wanted to be stannis
[4/12/2014 8:34:26 AM] Joseph Griffin: and....hmmm
[4/12/2014 8:34:30 AM] Nick: Now uphold your justice
[4/12/2014 8:34:36 AM] Joseph Griffin: CAMI is the red pr...that won't work
[4/12/2014 8:34:41 AM] Nick: Bella and Larissa are cersei
[4/12/2014 8:34:48 AM] Nick: Cami is that redhead whore
[4/12/2014 8:34:52 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Cami is uhh...crap I forgot her nsme
[4/12/2014 8:34:54 AM] Joseph Griffin: Ros?
[4/12/2014 8:34:57 AM] Joseph Griffin: RESPECT ROS, YOU ASSHOLE
[4/12/2014 8:34:59 AM] Nick: Ya
[4/12/2014 8:35:02 AM] Nick: Ros

[4/12/2014 8:35:02 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: YES
[4/12/2014 8:35:08 AM] Nick: I like Ros!
[4/12/2014 8:35:08 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: I was going to say ros too
[4/12/2014 8:35:10 AM] Joseph Griffin: Ros is love
[4/12/2014 8:35:11 AM] Joseph Griffin: Ros is life
[4/12/2014 8:35:15 AM] Nick: Ros
[4/12/2014 8:35:21 AM] Nick: Ros is dead
[4/12/2014 8:35:22 AM] Joseph Griffin: even though joffrey made a mess out of her
[4/12/2014 8:35:30 AM] Nick: Shot by joffery
[4/12/2014 8:35:30 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: I'm glad we can all easily agree that cami is ros
[4/12/2014 8:35:36 AM] Nick: Lmao
[4/12/2014 8:35:37 AM] Joseph Griffin: I'll kill my little shit of a cousin
[4/12/2014 8:36:01 AM] Nick: Joffery is your nephew stannis
[4/12/2014 8:36:10 AM] Joseph Griffin: nephew that's the word
[4/12/2014 8:36:11 AM] Joseph Griffin: shit
[4/12/2014 8:36:23 AM] Nick: Now go fuck puddles so she can make a shadowbaby assassin
[4/12/2014 8:36:24 AM] Joseph Griffin: those two words always confuse me in english lol
[4/12/2014 8:36:28 AM] Joseph Griffin: how about no
[4/12/2014 8:36:29 AM] Joseph Griffin: so
[4/12/2014 8:36:32 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Gabi is like.. Jayne
[4/12/2014 8:36:32 AM] Joseph Griffin: who would be Joffrey
[4/12/2014 8:36:36 AM] Joseph Griffin: and who would be Tommen

[4/12/2014 8:37:00 AM | Edited 8:37:12 AM] Joseph Griffin: I say Tommen is Soldi3rUn4t5
[4/12/2014 8:37:04 AM] Nick: Lol
[4/12/2014 8:37:11 AM] Nick: Wait
[4/12/2014 8:37:19 AM] Nick: Ya that's right
[4/12/2014 8:37:33 AM] Nick: I was thinking you meant rick on for a second
[4/12/2014 8:37:39 AM] Joseph Griffin: who the fuck is
[4/12/2014 8:37:40 AM] Joseph Griffin: oh
[4/12/2014 8:37:41 AM] Joseph Griffin: no
[4/12/2014 8:37:47 AM] Nick: But ya kyle is tommen
[4/12/2014 8:37:47 AM] Joseph Griffin: Rickon?
[4/12/2014 8:37:58 AM] Joseph Griffin: you're Joffrey
[4/12/2014 8:38:06 AM] Joseph Griffin: because you even made a fucking account
[4/12/2014 8:38:08 AM] Joseph Griffin: so
[4/12/2014 8:38:14 AM] Joseph Griffin: you're Joffrey and the hound
[4/12/2014 8:38:22 AM] Nick: That's a distraction
[4/12/2014 8:38:27 AM] Joseph Griffin: and it's valid, since two people are Cersei
[4/12/2014 8:38:40 AM] Nick: Like what petyr and varys would do
[4/12/2014 8:38:43 AM] Joseph Griffin: .....now that I think about it
[4/12/2014 8:38:46 AM] Joseph Griffin: if you're the hound
[4/12/2014 8:38:51 AM] Joseph Griffin: WHO ARE YOU REALLY, NICK
[4/12/2014 8:38:54 AM] Joseph Griffin: YOU IMPOSTER
[4/12/2014 8:39:05 AM] Nick: If I was joffery of gamez then shit would be a lot different
[4/12/2014 8:39:05 AM] Joseph Griffin: I BET THE REAL BEASTIE DID DIE IN THAT CRUISE SHIP
[4/12/2014 8:39:09 AM] Nick: Sshhhh
[4/12/2014 8:39:21 AM] Nick: I'm Jacquen
[4/12/2014 8:39:32 AM] Joseph Griffin: A man does not name himself
[4/12/2014 8:39:40 AM] Nick: Ssshhhh
[4/12/2014 8:39:46 AM] Nick: The man will be silent

[4/12/2014 8:39:53 AM] Nick: Now
[4/12/2014 8:40:00 AM] Nick: Who is arya and sansa
[4/12/2014 8:40:10 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: We obviously can't fill every character so itd be better to think of who fits who than who a certain character would be
[4/12/2014 8:40:30 AM] Nick: Hhhhhmmmmm
[4/12/2014 8:40:40 AM] Joseph Griffin: Gabi strikes me as Sansa
[4/12/2014 8:40:44 AM] Joseph Griffin: Dimitra as Arya
[4/12/2014 8:40:49 AM] Nick: We should at least try and fit the main ones though
[4/12/2014 8:40:56 AM] Joseph Griffin: now
[4/12/2014 8:40:59 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: No
[4/12/2014 8:41:02 AM] Joseph Griffin: I think Braiden is Jon Snow
[4/12/2014 8:41:06 AM] Joseph Griffin: because he knows nothing
[4/12/2014 8:41:09 AM] Nick: Lol
[4/12/2014 8:41:26 AM] Nick: But jon can fight and stuff
[4/12/2014 8:41:27 AM] Joseph Griffin: "the main ones"
[4/12/2014 8:41:39 AM] Joseph Griffin: like 30 characters could be classified as Main
[4/12/2014 8:41:41 AM] Nick: Braid cool but if he ever went north of the wall
[4/12/2014 8:41:51 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: I don't feel like gabi is a sansa, and dimi isn't an arya even though she's snappy sometimes
[4/12/2014 8:41:55 AM] Nick: He'd be an ice zombie within half an hour
[4/12/2014 8:42:09 AM] Nick: Dimi could be arya
[4/12/2014 8:42:10 AM] Joseph Griffin: ok then Regi is Arya
[4/12/2014 8:42:22 AM] Joseph Griffin: one of them is arya
[4/12/2014 8:42:26 AM] Joseph Griffin: that much I know

[4/12/2014 8:42:28 AM] Nick: Regi fits arya
[4/12/2014 8:42:29 AM] Joseph Griffin: no one else can be arya
[4/12/2014 8:42:35 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Regi fits arya
[4/12/2014 8:42:40 AM] Joseph Griffin: k Regi is arya
[4/12/2014 8:42:45 AM] Nick: It is settled then
[4/12/2014 8:42:58 AM] Nick: Oohh
[4/12/2014 8:43:03 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Dimi may fit sansa if regi is arya
[4/12/2014 8:43:06 AM] Nick: Chloraform
[4/12/2014 8:43:15 AM] Joseph Griffin: chlora is Loras
[4/12/2014 8:43:15 AM] Nick: Is Khal drogo
[4/12/2014 8:43:22 AM] Joseph Griffin: no what
[4/12/2014 8:43:26 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: NO TRENT IS LORAS
[4/12/2014 8:43:31 AM] Joseph Griffin: CHLORA IS FAB
[4/12/2014 8:43:39 AM] Joseph Griffin: HOW CAN HE BE DROGO
[4/12/2014 8:43:50 AM] Gabi: Who is Sansa?
[4/12/2014 8:43:51 AM] Nick: Cholra makes his own server slash khalasar
[4/12/2014 8:43:59 AM] Nick: Plans to attack gamez
[4/12/2014 8:44:06 AM] Nick: And fails miserably
[4/12/2014 8:44:19 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: No
[4/12/2014 8:44:20 AM] Nick: Or actually
[4/12/2014 8:44:21 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Hes
[4/12/2014 8:44:23 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Renly
[4/12/2014 8:44:25 AM] Nick: Hes viserys
[4/12/2014 8:44:32 AM] Joseph Griffin: YEAH VISERYS LOL
[4/12/2014 8:44:37 AM] Joseph Griffin: uh gabi

[4/12/2014 8:44:52 AM] Joseph Griffin: Sansa is probably the unluckiest girl in King's Landing
[4/12/2014 8:45:09 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Gabi strikes me as a margerie
[4/12/2014 8:45:11 AM] Nick: She's in the vale now
[4/12/2014 8:45:15 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Margerie or jayne
[4/12/2014 8:45:19 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: One of the two
[4/12/2014 8:45:42 AM] Joseph Griffin: Margerie has to be
[4/12/2014 8:45:43 AM] Joseph Griffin: uh
[4/12/2014 8:45:50 AM] Joseph Griffin: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[4/12/2014 8:45:55 AM] Joseph Griffin: hang on
[4/12/2014 8:46:00 AM] Nick: Gabi can be margery
[4/12/2014 8:46:05 AM] Joseph Griffin: if Ari had a female counterpart, god dammit
[4/12/2014 8:46:47 AM] Joseph Griffin: ok gabi is margery
[4/12/2014 8:46:47 AM] Nick: Lucy can be Brienne trololo

[4/12/2014 8:46:52 AM] Joseph Griffin: LOL
[4/12/2014 8:46:54 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Wait omg
[4/12/2014 8:47:06 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: If Brai is jon
[4/12/2014 8:47:15 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Gabi is ygritte?
[4/12/2014 8:47:16 AM] Joseph Griffin: then gabi is ygritte
[4/12/2014 8:47:18 AM] Joseph Griffin: YEAH
[4/12/2014 8:47:28 AM] Nick: Poor gabi
[4/12/2014 8:47:39 AM] Joseph Griffin: and gabi is a perv like ygritte too
[4/12/2014 8:47:46 AM] Joseph Griffin: imeanwhat
[4/12/2014 8:47:50 AM] Nick: Damn I just realized
[4/12/2014 8:48:04 AM] Joseph Griffin: what
[4/12/2014 8:48:05 AM] Nick: I'd make a good Thormund
[4/12/2014 8:48:11 AM] Joseph Griffin: who is
[4/12/2014 8:48:22 AM] Joseph Griffin: oh
[4/12/2014 8:48:43 AM] Joseph Griffin: but nobody knows him
[4/12/2014 8:48:50 AM] Gabi:
[4/12/2014 8:48:52 AM] Joseph Griffin: shut up and eat your chicken, dog
[4/12/2014 8:48:56 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Ashtar is the queen of thorns or whatever
[4/12/2014 8:48:58 AM] Gabi: I have no clue what you guys are talking about~
[4/12/2014 8:49:10 AM] Joseph Griffin: porn and dragons, Gabi
[4/12/2014 8:49:14 AM] Joseph Griffin: porn and dragons
[4/12/2014 8:49:22 AM | Edited 8:49:32 AM] Lucy: they're giving us game of throne roles/chars or whatever
[4/12/2014 8:49:25 AM] Nick: Lol
[4/12/2014 8:49:35 AM] Nick: Ash is good as queen of thorns
[4/12/2014 8:49:39 AM] Joseph Griffin: who is

[4/12/2014 8:49:42 AM] Joseph Griffin: that one
[4/12/2014 8:49:53 AM] Nick: Its the Game of Gamez
[4/12/2014 8:50:01 AM] Joseph Griffin: OH
[4/12/2014 8:50:04 AM] Joseph Griffin: naaahhh
[4/12/2014 8:50:07 AM] Nick: Olenna tyrell
[4/12/2014 8:50:07 AM] Joseph Griffin: Ash is not Olenna
[4/12/2014 8:50:19 AM] Nick: Maces mother
[4/12/2014 8:50:19 AM] Joseph Griffin: Josh would be a good olenna
[4/12/2014 8:50:25 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Who else would ash be are you kidding me
[4/12/2014 8:50:27 AM] Nick: Grandmother of loras
[4/12/2014 8:50:32 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Wtf
[4/12/2014 8:50:34 AM] Nick: Oh god no
[4/12/2014 8:50:42 AM] Nick: No gender swapping
[4/12/2014 8:50:49 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Joe I'm close to banning you from this committee
[4/12/2014 8:50:55 AM] Joseph Griffin: oh come on
[4/12/2014 8:50:59 AM] Gabi: (chuckle)
[4/12/2014 8:51:02 AM] Joseph Griffin: LOL
[4/12/2014 8:51:11 AM] Nick: Lol
[4/12/2014 8:51:18 AM] Joseph Griffin: BUT THEY'RE SO ALIKE THOUGH
[4/12/2014 8:51:23 AM] Nick: No
[4/12/2014 8:51:28 AM] Nick: Josh is petyr
[4/12/2014 8:51:29 AM] Joseph Griffin: listen to olenna talk and then see how josh talks
[4/12/2014 8:51:33 AM] Joseph Griffin: same person
[4/12/2014 8:51:34 AM] Gabi: Ygritte is pretty *_*
[4/12/2014 8:51:44 AM] Nick: She is also dead

[4/12/2014 8:51:48 AM] Joseph Griffin: WHAT
[4/12/2014 8:51:48 AM] Joseph Griffin: NICK
[4/12/2014 8:51:50 AM] Joseph Griffin: SHUT UP
[4/12/2014 8:51:53 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: I thought of it before but he can't be olenna
[4/12/2014 8:51:57 AM] Gabi: ...
[4/12/2014 8:51:59 AM] Joseph Griffin: DONT RUIN THIS FOR ME
[4/12/2014 8:52:02 AM] Nick: Its been 14 fucking years!
[4/12/2014 8:52:12 AM] Joseph Griffin: who died?
[4/12/2014 8:52:17 AM] Joseph Griffin: ygritte or olenna?
[4/12/2014 8:52:20 AM] Nick: READ THE FUCKING BOOKS!
[4/12/2014 8:52:27 AM] Joseph Griffin: FUCK OFF OKAY
[4/12/2014 8:52:32 AM] Joseph Griffin: I CAN'T, LOL
[4/12/2014 8:52:50 AM] Joseph Griffin: believe me, I've tried reading story books countless times
[4/12/2014 8:52:54 AM] Nick: You can read them online for free
[4/12/2014 8:53:00 AM] Joseph Griffin: 5 pages into the book I'm 150% lost
[4/12/2014 8:53:06 AM] Nick: Lol
[4/12/2014 8:53:10 AM] Nick: Fail
[4/12/2014 8:53:15 AM] Joseph Griffin: the rambling loses me quickly
[4/12/2014 8:53:22 AM] Joseph Griffin: how they start explaining every single fucking detail
[4/12/2014 8:53:41 AM] Joseph Griffin: next thing I know half the characters are dead and I don't even realise we've changed
scenes
[4/12/2014 8:54:25 AM] Joseph Griffin: I would probably read the Red Wedding and not realise how extreme it was, I probably wouldn't recognize the red wedding
[4/12/2014 8:54:34 AM] Joseph Griffin: that's how bad I am at reading story books
[4/12/2014 8:56:24 AM] Joseph Griffin: Screenshot by Lightshot
[4/12/2014 8:56:27 AM] Joseph Griffin: dat family tree
[4/12/2014 9:00:04 AM] Nick: Lol
[4/12/2014 9:03:07 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: Would you really want less detail
[4/12/2014 9:06:08 AM] Joseph Griffin: in the books?
[4/12/2014 9:06:17 AM] Joseph Griffin: perhaps not but I personally can't read them lol

 

what tha fuck is this? this is nothing like game of thrones silly... btw, I laugh at josh being petyr.

 

who am I again?

And joe.. out of all the hot girls in game of thrones, you say I should be Arya?
Jesus I should chop your head off!

[4/12/2014 8:41:02 AM] Joseph Griffin: I think Braiden is Jon Snow
[4/12/2014 8:41:06 AM] Joseph Griffin: because he knows nothing

^ best part

 

*scans the chat*
*no mention of me*
*grins and walks off*
*re-read it*
"[4/12/2014 8:34:41 AM] Nick: Bella and Larissa are cersei"
*points and laugh*

 

You remind me of...Daenerys actually, and I'm not saying that because you like her

Hmm...
hmm....
You remind me of Gendry

 

dat Joseph, such a hoe.

 

No, Renly, No.

 

I'm not Renly.
I am Varys.
It is known.

 

Renly you prettyboi you

 

renly it is, and not to remind you he is also gay.

 

Come to think of it I would also makes pretty good Thormund. We're both big and strong and good at fighting. We hate authority unless its backed by true strength. And we both like to tell trolly stories.

 

tormund is crazy as hell, just his eyes... lol

 

Umbar? There was also someone else I was thinking of for you earlier, but I can't remember who it was

edit: Once I'm at work I'm going to convert the entire staff list into a list of characters

 

I'm also thinking that bella would be a good fit as lysa. It also matches well with joshie as petyr huehuehue

 

This thread should be renamed to "How to quickly garner the hatred of everybody in Gamez: SirJoseph version" or something like that.

 

That's how I imagine alente when he pokes his head in various threads, takes note of anything of interest sometimes leaves a comment or two and then goes back to his devious plans.

 

Carl- Night's King
Lautaro - Faceless man #2
Alente - Petyr Baelish, Littlefinger

Deathangel - Ramsay Snow
Puddles - Cersei Lannister

Guille - Samwell Tarly
Razor - Thoros of Myr
Akikaze - Gendry
Tracert - Tommen Baratheon

VintageAion - Joffrey Baratheon (or Hodor)

Camila - Ros
Dondee - Robb Stark
Frostie -
Innocencejaded -
Lordcurlyfry - Jon Snow
MikakoKitty - Ygritte
Omegaweapon - Gregor Clegane
Xikoaoyama -

Dementa - Loras Tyrell
Mrkonete -
Mathayus -
Starstruck -

Dimitra - Daenerys Targaryen
Kretia - Jojen reed
Lucent - Varys the spider
Theunderdog - Sandor Clegane
Unbreakable - Pip
xSugar - Jeyne Westerling

Nyusagi - Night's Queen
Beastie - Beric Dondarrion

As you can see I need to fill in some gaps as well as add more to it. This could be a fun forum game if people had to provide long thought out responses as to who should be who

 

Hey I'm not fat

 

oh so you're cutting me out, huh? is that how it's gonna be? okay then.





NOBODY CUTS ME OUT, I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A SPIKE


fgt

 

Samwell may be fat and you may be a twig but samwell is one of the most generally well rounded and respected characters in the series. He may not have as much cool factor as dany or as much humor as Tyrion but I thought you would enjoy this ._.

be patient, I said more needed to be added! I only did staff and then Beastie and nyusagi were included because I thought of them while making the staff list.