Why?????!!!!!!

This is how Elyos came to be:

"Hey guys [to all Elyos] lets make rangers"
"OK now what?"
"Oh let's all just sit here and talk in the chat channel"
"Ok... but there is an Asmo zerg coming at us what do we do?"
"Hurry and teleport so we can talk in chat channel some more and not die, but make sure you ping the zerg location because maybe just maybe there will be one party willing to fight them"
"Ok I doubt it though because no one is willing to fight, all they want to do is talk in channel with their fingers up their butts."
"Yeah that is a problem isn't it??"
"not to mention what do we do if we do get into a fight because all of us are rangers?"
"Well just set traps and stun arrow them so we can return and talk some more"
"Ok so we are never going to fight the Asmos, we are just going to let them take over?
"yea basically doesn't that sound good enough?"
"Yea and besides all I like to do is talk anyways who wants to fight we're too lazy"

 

uh , wut lol

 

lazy rangers!!! Grrr!

 

*looks at Influence ratio*
...yep...

 

This was my face as I read your post

 

yikes....inched:

 

You all know its true I'm a hardcore Elyos fan since retail and the players on this server just disgrace it. It's pathetic because all of you know its true Elyos don't do anything, like the GM had to beg to get more Elyos for event like seriously that's pathetic.

 

I always see eylos zerging everywhere... maybe you are in the wrong server.

 

i miss my ranger..... i wanna pawn asmos at belu now........

 

You do realize that a zerg is more than ten right???

 

Edit: Wrong postt!!! Dam it ~_~

 

Why do I feel exactly your opposite?
Ely zergs EVERYF-INGWHERE, and Asmo is just like "Jump? 1 2 3 *not jump* CMON GUYS WE CAN DO THIS"
or
"Don't run guys let's fight we can do it *all runs away* oh sh- *bam bam bam* *kisk?*"

 

Edit:wrong post sorryy!!!

 

I feel like Elyos are going to come here and say it's not true because they are embarrassed that one of their own called them out, sorry truth hurts.

 

I'm a lyfe Asmo bby, and I feel like the Asmo I meet can go f- their couches.

 

I rest my case nothing else needs to be said...

 

Oh and look at your signature that sums it up too
IGN: Vanzs [Ranger]
Race: Elyos
Server: Lumiel

 

this is the reason why, im leaning towards transferring to the dark side.
it really pisses me and my co legions when we run to a raid and every ely are retreating and effff elyos are outnumbering them

 

Anyone else want to try to fight this when you know it's true?
Come on I'm curious to see everyone's opinion.

 

I think 50+ eylos fall in zerg category.... and its almost EVERY day.

edit: For real. In what server are you??