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pick-up lines-_- post ur best shot:p

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by HestiA, Sep 30, 2012.

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  1. ImDonz

    ImDonz Proficient

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    best pickup line:

    lets not turn this rape into a murder.
     
    ImDonz, Oct 5, 2012
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  2. kruno212

    kruno212 Banned

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    3 my favourite, if you want more there is;


    1.Nice shoes, wanna f****?

    2. Nice shirt, wanna f***?


    And the most creative one;


    3. Very nice hat, wanna f***?
     
    kruno212, Oct 5, 2012
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  3. Smartik1

    Smartik1 Walking F.A.Q. Forum Legend

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    meh this is the best pickup line

    [​IMG]
     
    Smartik1, Oct 5, 2012
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  4. FadetoBlack

    FadetoBlack Veni, vidi, vici, reliqui

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    *looks at lucent* EY YO ***** LEMME HOLLA ATCHA
     
    FadetoBlack, Oct 5, 2012
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  5. HestiA

    HestiA new member

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    rofl..

    is your daddy a farmer? Cause you sure do know how to raise the cock.
     
    HestiA, Oct 12, 2012
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  6. Nightflyer

    Nightflyer New Member

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    Let's skip intro's. Your room or mine?
     
    Nightflyer, Oct 12, 2012
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  7. Julishka

    Julishka Getting there

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    Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
     
    Julishka, Oct 12, 2012
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  8. Bordy

    Bordy i am chilleriest Forum Legend

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    B: Did it hurt?

    G: What did?

    B: Falling from heaven

    im a cheesy motha****r XD
     
    Bordy, Oct 12, 2012
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  9. Ddraig

    Ddraig Steel of Destiny

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    - Oh my!.. Angels are falling from heaven.

    -Why you say that?

    -Because by the looks of it you hit the ground with your face..

    *later on, ditched and bloodied in the ground*

    -Totally worth it.
     
    Ddraig, Oct 12, 2012
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  10. jesseneth

    jesseneth Smokin' - Drinkin'

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    hey girl are you a chiken?

    why?

    Could you Lay on my eggs LOL!
     
    jesseneth, Oct 12, 2012
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  11. Lucent

    Lucent Ghost in the shell of a former Drama Queen Forum Legend

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    Lucent, Oct 12, 2012
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  12. Stark

    Stark ᴘ ʀ ɪ ᴍ ᴇ ʀ ᴀ Forum Legend

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    Not sure if this counts but I probably just really want to find a place to share it on, lol ~

    [​IMG]
    [​IMG]
    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
    Stark, Oct 12, 2012
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  13. Kadhaffy16

    Kadhaffy16 New Member

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    haha ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
     
    Kadhaffy16, Oct 14, 2012
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  14. jasper1884

    jasper1884 JASZIK

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    *Girl you better have a licence, cause you are driving me crazy.

    *Are your legs tired, because your running through my mind all day long.
     
    jasper1884, Oct 14, 2012
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  15. Bits

    Bits Resentful Forum Legend

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    I spat when I read this and yes, yes I do.

    P.S. Lucent is my husband so he has to watch and use hand puppets. And he might try to explode in your mouth, you have been warned.
     
    Bits, Oct 16, 2012
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  16. regiix3

    regiix3 yeah Forum Legend

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    Oh
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    God

    I did not jus-
     
    regiix3, Oct 16, 2012
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  17. Bits

    Bits Resentful Forum Legend

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    I'm laughing at this right now *puts on sheep costume for regi*
     
    Bits, Oct 16, 2012
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  18. JamieWinchester

    JamieWinchester New Member

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    rofllllllllll
     
    JamieWinchester, Oct 16, 2012
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    i know i'm not fred flinstone but i can surely make your "bed rock"
     
    helldrake, Oct 16, 2012
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    'We could do this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is yours'.
    Very effective in prison
     
    Quiett, Oct 16, 2012
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