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pick-up lines-_- post ur best shot:p

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by HestiA, Sep 30, 2012.

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  1. ImDonz

    ImDonz Proficient

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    best pickup line:

    lets not turn this rape into a murder.
     
  2. kruno212

    kruno212 Banned

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    3 my favourite, if you want more there is;


    1.Nice shoes, wanna f****?

    2. Nice shirt, wanna f***?


    And the most creative one;


    3. Very nice hat, wanna f***?
     
  3. Smartik1

    Smartik1 Walking F.A.Q. Forum Legend

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    meh this is the best pickup line

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  4. FadetoBlack

    FadetoBlack Veni, vidi, vici, reliqui

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    *looks at lucent* EY YO ***** LEMME HOLLA ATCHA
     
  5. HestiA

    HestiA new member

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    rofl..

    is your daddy a farmer? Cause you sure do know how to raise the cock.
     
  6. Nightflyer

    Nightflyer New Member

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    Let's skip intro's. Your room or mine?
     
  7. Julishka

    Julishka Getting there

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    Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
     
  8. Bordy

    Bordy i am chilleriest Forum Legend

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    B: Did it hurt?

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    im a cheesy motha****r XD
     
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    Ddraig Steel of Destiny

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    *later on, ditched and bloodied in the ground*

    -Totally worth it.
     
  10. jesseneth

    jesseneth Smokin' - Drinkin'

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    hey girl are you a chiken?

    why?

    Could you Lay on my eggs LOL!
     
  11. Lucent

    Lucent Ghost in the shell of a former Drama Queen Forum Legend

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  12. Stark

    Stark ᴘ ʀ ɪ ᴍ ᴇ ʀ ᴀ Forum Legend

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    Not sure if this counts but I probably just really want to find a place to share it on, lol ~

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    Kadhaffy16 New Member

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    haha ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
     
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    jasper1884 JASZIK

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    Bits Resentful Forum Legend

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    I spat when I read this and yes, yes I do.

    P.S. Lucent is my husband so he has to watch and use hand puppets. And he might try to explode in your mouth, you have been warned.
     
  16. regiix3

    regiix3 yeah Forum Legend

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    I did not jus-
     
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    Bits Resentful Forum Legend

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    I'm laughing at this right now *puts on sheep costume for regi*
     
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    rofllllllllll
     
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    i know i'm not fred flinstone but i can surely make your "bed rock"
     
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    'We could do this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is yours'.
    Very effective in prison
     
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