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[Aegis] I WANTED TO WASH MY HANDS IN PEACE

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  1. Aegis

    Aegis Guest

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    So, I just went to the washroom to wash my hands after lecture got a break (to stretch my legs and alll). And so, this one guy from the class (pretty cute) actually goes in... into the bathroom that is.

    I go to the sink to wash my hands, he is going to the stall and then all I hear is like a ****ing nucelar explosion of shit and farts. Like PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT, URRRPPPP. And then he did like MAJOR groans...

    I like stood there with my head turned in the general direction of the stall with my mouth hanging wide open... for like a minute with the water still going ... (until the stank drove me out in tears).


    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW :<
     
  2. Razor

    Razor Master of Disguise Forum Legend

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    Is the guy from your sig the same as Ehpsilon's :D ?
     
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    a story well told .... i think we can all learn something from it.
    DONT FART IN PUBLIC PEOPLE!!
     
  4. daax

    daax - Forum Legend

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    omagawd...thats like the most crappy thing that could happen to anyone lulz ...adding that u thought he's cute ...awkward moment xD
    GG lulz
     
  5. Aegis

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    Avatar too ;) but with dramatic improvement ROFL :D

    AMEN! >_<!

    ROFL yeah he was cute... now I just think... "EEW DIRTY"
     
  6. daax

    daax - Forum Legend

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    when something like this happens...it leaves marks on the one to experience it

    u ok Aegis ? :D
    jking lols
     
  7. Aegis

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    Lol I am, but he sure... probably isn't... hemmoroids would be the least of this young gentleman's concern! LOL
     
  8. MzBella

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    lol daax.

    That dude just lost like 20pts on the cute meter lmao
     
  9. daax

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    lol truly a pain in the @ss xD
     
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    Either that or the ambulance comes out.
     
  11. Aegis

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    What guy D:!?! THE HUGE DEATH POOP OF DEATH GUY :X?

    Rofl XDDDDDDDDDDDDD! His butt wasn't too amazing anyhow, I looked before. (Now if I even look in his general direction infront of me and to my left... I feel sick)
     
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    but farting can affect every single human being who can smell it,. GG lol
     
  13. Aegis

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    Urgh don't remind me, it was one of the worst things I have ever smelt. And believe me, that is bad...
     
  14. daax

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    im laughing hard at this hahahahah
     
  15. Aegis

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    Lol my eyes were watering like I was crying before... now I am giggling like a little school girl myself :p
     
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    well accept the fact that you already smelled :D
     
  17. Aegis

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    Lool I accept it. I just feel so gross now cause I was totally <3ing his butt in lecture... it kept me awake.

    Now its like keeping me awake in fear! LOL
     
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    ALARM CLOCK! ROFLMAO hehe!
     
  19. Aegis

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    More like the giant assed dark skinned man who has fierce a ass cannon =<

    "DON'T KILL ME PLEASE" XD
     

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