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  1. CakeBaker

    CakeBaker Sports Enthusiast

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    I'm speechless D:
     
  2. Dementa

    Dementa Providence Forum Legend

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    You know, he's never done that before.


    Ever.
     
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    I assume this is a generally discussed spam thread

    Here's a little song from.. Portal


    This was a triumph.
    I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
    It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
    Aperture Science
    We do what we must
    because we can.
    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.
    But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
    And the Science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun.
    For the people who are still alive.
    I'm not even angry.
    I'm being so sincere right now.
    Even though you broke my heart.
    And killed me.
    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
    Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beta.
    We're releasing on time.
    So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
    Think of all the things we learned
    for the people who are still alive.
    Go ahead and leave me.
    I think I prefer to stay inside.
    Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
    Maybe Black Mesa
    THAT WAS A JOKE.
    HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
    Anyway, this cake is great.
    It's so delicious and moist.
    Look at me still talking
    when there's Science to do.
    When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
    I've experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are still alive.
    And believe me I am still alive.
    I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
    I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be still alive.
    And when you're dead I will be still alive.
    STILL ALIVE (x2)

    Chell rises from stasis inside of a glass box.
    She isn't greeted by faces, only concrete and clocks.
    That's when she first hears GLaDOS, a computer that talks.
    She's told to leave the little room but has no shoes and no socks.
    She trusted the computer because the voice sounded nice,
    so she traveled through the center and followed all it's advice,
    but when she starts tasting blood she started thinking twice.
    It was the first time that she used a Handheld Portal Device.
    She puts some holes in the walls and the ceiling then the floors.
    It was a weapon to create inter-dimensional doors.
    Still, the tests keep getting harder and she needed a break.
    That's when the voice began to barter with the promise of cake.​
    All alone and she's wondering why
    she has a bad feeling like she's going to die.
    She hides from the cameras and begins to cry.
    She'll never believe the cake is a lie.​
    GLaDOS had a wicked habit of enhancing the truth.
    Chell knew not to expect to get to see any proof.
    She had a sneaking suspicion that the cake was a spoof,
    yet she continued with her mission on account of her sweet tooth.
    Three tests to finish. She was nearing the end.
    She met Companion Cube and they became the best of friends,
    but as with anything good, this thing was too good to last.
    She had to burn her best friend to be allowed to pass.
    GLaDOS realized her spirit was far too strong to break.
    She had completed all the tests and never made a mistake.
    Her mouth began to water. Her hands started to shake.
    She knew it couldn't be much farther.
    She could almost taste the cake.​
    All alone and she's wondering why
    she has a bad feeling like she's going to die.
    She hides from the cameras and begins to cry.
    She'll never believe the cake is a lie.​
     
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    I'm wondering what it could mean D:?
     
  5. Lucent

    Lucent Ghost in the shell of a former Drama Queen Forum Legend

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    Perhaps he just doesn't want to be bothered so much :p
     
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    iceweaver Sati Saigan

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    What was that all about? anyway.. cakebaker, i hope you would be able to spam forums, forever! hahahaha
     
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