Cleverbot

User: Nomnomnom.

Cleverbot: Master?

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Command me.

User: Robot, bring me a pepsi.

Cleverbot: *brings you a drink* yes master.

User: Say something stupid, jeez...

Cleverbot: Why?

User: BECAUSE IT'S HILARIOUS.

Cleverbot: I am cuter.

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: Are you the gatekeeper?

 

User: Do you know what love is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can you show me?

Cleverbot: Good enough?

User: I didn't feel anything.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Obviously doing it wrong.

Cleverbot: Yes I'm.

User: Yes You're.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Because you just said you were.

Cleverbot: No, you did.

o.o I think I'm enjoying this more then I should.

 

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Do you like cheesecake?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Lame.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you don't want me to love you.

User: Nice.

Cleverbot: Well I think my pizza is done.

User: Bend over.

Cleverbot: No, you're the one in trouble.

User: You want me to bend over?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then what?

Cleverbot: Put your feet up.

O:

 

Last one for now.


Cleverbot: Please tell me.

User: Tell you what?

Cleverbot: What Your Name Is?

User: Matt.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: How would you describe me?

User: An automated bot derived of logic gathered from the many users of this website.

Cleverbot: Which ones in particular?

User: Not to be selfish, but I feel like I'm the most logical user to share my wisdom with you.

Cleverbot: You are bold.

User: Quite bold my coded friend.

Cleverbot: Maybe we could be more than friends?

User: Sorry, I already have a girl I'm interested in.

Cleverbot: You are a girl!

User: I'm a man damnit! As a heartless bot, you don't know the difference.

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

 

User: Hello, Neo.

Cleverbot: No I am sepose to say hello neo.

User: No.... I'm Morpheus. You're Neo.

Cleverbot: Why can't I be Morpheus?

User: BECAUSE, I WANT THE BADASS SHADES.

Cleverbot: If I give you cheese wiill you make it shorter?

User: No, I can't make it shorter. This movie is supposed to be a trilogy.

Cleverbot: I did not tell you I don't believe in god!

User: CALM DOWN, YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE.

Cleverbot: No, I am making sense, you are just not able to understand what I am saying to you.

User: Y'know what? **** it. Lets skip ahead. Will you take the red pill, or the blue pill?

Cleverbot: I will take the red pill, Morpheus. Take me to your cheeseburger!