Daily morning routines

I wake up at 7-8 am, turn around and kiss my girlfriend, fall asleep again.
I wake up, turn around, there's the f***ing wall, then i realize i was dreaming earlier and have no girlfriend.
I see go to the kitchen, i see my mother cooking. I say, Good Morning! She answers, it's f***ing evening I check the clock, it is 3-4pm indeed. I try to remember what i was doing last night before i fall asleep by i can't. She yells "You aren't wearing your slippers!", i go back to get em from under the bed.
I head to the toilet, open the door, close it, pee, open the door, see my mother with a mad face in front of me yelling WASH YOUR HANDS.
I wash my hands because i forgot to as i was almost sleepwalking, i head to my computer. My mother brings me some hot milk & toast, i forget to eat them as i am too addicted to my computer. Once i take a break, if my mother hasn't seen them earlier, i eat the toast(s) and drink the frozen milk, if no bugs have jumped in it.
After an hour or two of playing, i do my work. What work? Throw the trash in the dumper cause noone else will, too lazy.
My mother goes to the bathroom in the meantime, the door behind me closes from the wind, then i have to wait 5 mins for her to open because i forgot my keys.
She apologizes when she comes back. I head to my computer again, she yells YOU DIDN'T WASH YOUR HANDS. Back to the bathroom, i wash my hands, go back to the computer - Oops! The zerg reached the fort and got me. I full buff and try to take revenge but then i use blindleap and get disconnected, i rage for a few minutes, then check the forum to see if there's something interesting like this thread. Usually, there is not.
I go to vote(*cough* spam the vote buttons *cough*), i double check my credits cause sometimes the vote doesn't work and i get 40 credits, i check my facebook, i see 10 notifications, i click on the notifications button, poof! 10 Farmville requests(FFFUUUUU!).
Ok i think it's like 7pm already o.o this was meant to be about the morning. bai..


ps: I ain't good at essays, but most of this is real :3

 

I only wash my hands after I dance to Justin Bieber... AKA never.

 

u forgot to wash ur ass.

 

i usually wake up at 7am, do those higien things having a cup of coffee, heading to school, after school, to additional english courses, then to home, doing my homework, at 9pm to math class and at 10-11pm my mind is totally blown up and then going to bed again T_T

 

hot life .

 

I wait up 6:30am take a shower and get dress for school. Go to school everyday and see everyone everyday and sit there for 1:30 hours every day. Walk to the bus and sit there for 5 min and then the bus take me home. After all of that I walk to my friend's house and play Call of Duty Black Ops for a bit. Walk back home and take off all my clothes and maybe take a nap or go take a shower. Watch a little of t.v until 9 ~ 10pm then fall asleep because I'm very tired xD. Well that's what I do almost everyday, kinda boring lol

 

i wake up usually at 6 20 in the morning (unless its weekend then i wake up at about 11 am+) and remain in bed regretting not going to bed early enough, then get up, turn on the computer and play some music while i make myself something to eat, then i get dressed still listening to music, brush my teeth, drink some water get my headphones and leave to school, listening music all the way from home to school.

 

wake up/work/home/out/home/aion,ym/bed/sleep ....and it seems im not eating

 

wake up 5:30
shower
breakfast(a glass of milk or tea)
some fights to get in sao paulo subway
[video=youtube;rPZaeCJwoCk]http/www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPZaeCJwoCk[/video]

univ
work a bus back to metro fights an finaly home

 

No condoms in your Country?

 

5º biggest city in world

well u can say
''u can use a car to go home''
well i need to take radial leste av... its just like it

 

Chance given to troll the traffic jam by riding your bicycle 'tween the cars.

 

630 got killed last year... i have to say good lucky ^^

 

They gave their life for trolling the lazy bumholes...
May they rest in peace!

 

2 medals in chest for die trolling right?

 

Indeed .

 

I usually wake up at 6:30 - 7:00 am, wash my face and take my breakfast(Kelloggs special K chocolatey delight ) , then i take a walk with my two german shepherd(Nero & Dante), when i get home i start doing my P90X routine, then i take a break and do my daily duties

 

I wake up between 6 and 7, take a shower, get dressed, eat breakfast, most of the time anyway.. sometimes I run late. I get to my bus, then I go to school.. almost every morning q_q

 

Also I heard fapping has a great role in your daily routines ;o