Essay for Beastie! :D

I don't want to be a party pooper but this is no essay at all. The sentences are incomplete and that makes it no essay. You simply made the sentences with a word that contained the letter "e" and after you finished you simply erased every word that contained the letter "e", even my unborn son can do that.

 

But he didn't

 

he did

he completely deleted the word "be" and without that word the sentence becomes incorrect/incomplete, therefore is no essay. I'm not the one giving out the $100 dollars, I'm just saying.

 

Might aswell do the whole thing then.

The whole "essay" is butchered completely, but it has no "e"s which was the point. I didn't even read it myself. Just saw the first few lines and searched for an "e" with ctrl+f.




also the "he didn't" part was @ your future son doing it.

 

its an easy way for getting a clean $100 but hey, if you're getting them, get them in a legit way!

 

Such as prostitution, cmon kiddies, earn a LEGIT 100$ from Pimp-ass daddy Grrr..

 

Hmmm, the grammar isn't the best, but in all fairness English isn't his first language. I may put it up to a vote to see what everone else thinks in regards to whether he deserves the money or not.

 

Too Long Didn't Read

 

now you gotta give me half the money for saving you 50%.

 

We're all asses so the votes would be 100% against, maybe 99% cause someone decided to be a rebel and screw up perfection itself.

And the other 50% to me cause you know why.

 

just a guy trying to steel another guy $

common 4 paragraphs

 

Gotta be 12.

 

I'll vote against, and yeah, you do deserve the other 50%.

no son, get a job!

 

Make that 24...he is american and his first language is english after all..

 

really? he is??

 

Location says he's in Philadelphia, Google says Philadelphia is in 'murrika, Wikipedia says primary language there is english.


48 paragraphs to redeem himself.

 

I thought there were no scholar dropouts there...

 

nignogs.



Looking at how things are going, I'll be having him write another bible by the end of the day.

 

In all fairness, I'd say Skrillex has an extra chromosome somewhere in there, so he's sort of excused.

Also, I vote FOR giving the 100 bucks. I would've given up, taking beastie's challenge as an impossible joke. Taking into consideration that English is not the guy's first language, it was either chopped up English or Shakespearean style English. I highly doubt the second was an option lol.

 

I laughed, but lets not be rude, he is from Philadelphia after all. The thing we don't know is that his parents are from another country and english is not their first language. They home school him and thats why he wants the hundred bucks.