Game of thrones, anyone?

You can't watch MY Blu Ray versions on MY 51 in HDTV in YOUR house artard. And if you try to break in to my apartment to steal my stuff, you'll get two blasts from a double barreled stage coach shotgun, followed by me charging down the hall with my High Carbon Steel Red Damascus katana to finish you off with the decapitation.

 

I can watch MY blu-ray version on MY 51" TV. Die.

 

No you can't because I stole that stuff from your house.

DDUUUUUUHHHHHHHH

 

No you didn't cuz you're dead.

 

I got deaded, used ghost form to sneak into your house, took your stuff and came back home. Then casted spell to make me not deaded. Oh and by the way I broke your stuff.

oops

 

That's cheating, give me back my stuff.
i mean, since you broke it ... buy me new stuff.

 

No, I paid the Iron Price for it and it's mine. If you want it then come to Northeastern Indiana and challenge me to a trial by combat.

 

No. You cheated and that's not fair. I want my stuff.

 

Come and take it deaded loser boi.

 

No, you suck. Cheating whore.