Happy Bday Bebe/Mahal/Hearthy!~

If you really cared about her, you would tell her to not make that stupid "duckface" when having pictures taking of her. I know it's a common thing most girls do, but the fact that it's so common despite how horrible and stupid it makes most people look is all the more disturbing.

Also all that stuff I say about the "birth days" and "birth dates" apply here as well, but I'm much too busy slaying dragons, and dueling demons to give the full explanation. Also sometimes I like to mix it up and duel the dragons and slay the demons because variety is the spice of life.

Oh and Happy "Birth Date" to Bebe.

 

First of all "Bebe" is not her name xD and the "Duckface" is the most common selfie pic's of them all so it's ok.. and thanks for greeting my bebe on her "Birth date" xD

 

Well, like I said that "Duckface" pose that a lot of girls in their teens to early 20's like to do is a huge problem and the commonility of it is the major contributing factor. It's not so much that it makes most girls look hideous, stupid, appear to have no self respect or concerns of appearance, but that even though it's pretty much common knowledge by now that it's THE WORST pose to EVER EVER EVER do in ANY type of Pic EVER, and yet they still do it.

It is such a horrendous bane on modern society and and the continuing advancement and evolution of mankind that, when I officially take over as Supreme Emperor Overlord that horrendous duckface pose will be banned and axemen will be stationed at all parties and gatherings, and they will immediately cut off the lips of anyone who dares to make that horrendous pose. This applies not only to girls, but to guys as well. I know these measures are extreme, but in times like these, the extreme measures must be taken.

And while the axemen are well trained and highly skilled, cutting off lips with and ax is still really hard, so sometimes they may miss the lips and cut off the entire face or just smash the skull instead, and thus I am also declaring that if this happens, then the axemen shall be free of all liability and responsibility of any accidental death cases, both civil and court. If you don't want a loved to die horrible from having their face cut off by an axeman who was aiming for their lips, then ensure that they will NEVER make that duckface pose ever again.

And that happy birth date thing still applies to Bebe or whatever her real name is so when you see her, tell her Beastie said "Happy Birth Date".

And also to stop making those stupid duck face poses, because I'm not trolling about that axemen stuff. I really am making that a law and it WILL be one of the most heavily enforced ones, because duck face poses are no laughing matter.

 

lol at that EVER3x xD

 

cheesy much

 

@Beastie

Ok for you since your so mad and irritate about duck face pictures of girls.. i already change it to some cute picture's of her <3

 

Those pics are better but merely changing pictures isn't going to cut it. You need to sit her down, and thoroughly explain to her all the problems with that horrid duckface pose and make her promise on her life she will never do it again. This is a very serious matter and the government isn't even doing a damn thing about it. They're always going on about how they have to deal with "debt" or "trade" or this so called "foreign affairs". And that's exactly the reason why we should just boot them out and make me supreme emperor.

 

i lol at your very well said speech as always beastiie .. But then since it's 2 days already since her bday and there still people outhere that greeting her even though i didn't know you guys.. I thank you all on behalf of her.. But as a moderator time to close to prevent spam.. Again thank you all and keep enjoying gamezaion

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Happy birthday again baby <3