Happy birthday Dimi ♡

So what you're saying is you ate a whole cake already?

 

no I ate 2 fucking pieces my parents ate the rest cause all I do is sleep all day

 

Your cake was me? That doesn't make any sense.

Or are you saying that your cake was so awesomely badass that comparing it to me was the only way to describe it?

Aaaaawwwwwwww Dimi I'm so flattered you're gonna make me cry. :')

 

both baby
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I'm touched. You love me! You really really love me!

I also have your copy of Titanfall right here, sitting on my desk. Collector's Edition too. It's all yours free of charge all you gotta do is come and claim it. Also includes the key to my torture dungeon that you said wanted also. This deal won't happen any other time so you better come and claim it.

 

It sure is nice to see forums infested with Beastie's posts. Just sayin'

 

oh snap how would I ever miss this chance

 

I like seeing the forums infested with my posts too.

By not getting your ass on a plane or boat and flying(or sailing) over here. Better hurry.

Tell you what I'll do. Just get stateside and I'll give you my latitude and longitude coordinates so you can find me. Doesn't get any easier than that.