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Discussion in 'Problems' started by mokadolg, Oct 28, 2012.

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  1. mokadolg

    mokadolg New Member

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    Good evening,




    When I log into my account first, then appearing on me to ask if I enter the Server [East] Lumiel, I say "OK" and then it goes from there .. not part of moves to choose if I want to be unleavened or ely ..




    Somebody help me.
     
  2. BeastiesDecoyAccount

    BeastiesDecoyAccount Chillin likea guy who chills

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    Cut off their manhood, and feed it to the goats
    No one will help you here cause you gone ****ed up and posted aion crap in my general discussion. The punishment for this is death by strangulation with barbed wire.

    What you should have done was.

    1. Use the handy dandy search function. Here is a link. http://forum.gameznetwork.com/search.php?do=process

    2. Post in the proper section.

    However since you did not here is what you now need to do.

    1. Get your will made up and make sure everything is in order.

    2. Say goodbye to all your family members and friends.

    3. Make peace with any deity or deities that your religion follows.

    These steps are important as they will best ensure that everything is taken care of for when I strangle you in your sleep tonight. May you find joy and happiness in the afterlife.
     
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    Ddraig Steel of Destiny

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    Kill Beastie and I will help you... Bring me his head to the Atka Island in Alaska´s Archipelago in the next 24h and we will be talking about your issue.
     
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    BeastiesDecoyAccount Chillin likea guy who chills

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    Considering all the people who tried and failed before good luck getting this noob to attempt that. My yard is still littered with all the bodies of the previous "assassins" you sent after me, and the lazyass road crews won't haul them away, and UPS and FedEX will charge me an arm and a leg to send them to Puddles.

    Guess I have to dispose of them in hydroflouric acid or just chop em all up some more and dump in the gulf stream like Dexter does.
     
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    BeastiesDecoyAccount Chillin likea guy who chills

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    The edit button is ****ing up on me so I'm gonna go ahead and blatantly double post with complete disregard to the rules though I honestly did try to be proper and what not but I just realized I made a little pun with UPS and FedEx charging an "arm and a leg".

    Hue
     
  6. Ddraig

    Ddraig Steel of Destiny

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    Its a good way to keep population under control. Yes, I just using you for that.

    If the corpses have enough fat in them you could skin them and use the fat to make soap and start a Fight Club. You then grab the UPS and FedEx grunts and indoctrinate them. Them you ll have your small army of obedient fools at your disposal that will help you for free.
     
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    BeastiesDecoyAccount Chillin likea guy who chills

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    Now that's not a bad idea. I've been stealing soap from the dumpsters of hospitals and liposuction places and whatnot but using the fat from the corpses could work too. The unfortunate thing is though that since they were assassins, most of them were in pretty good shape and don't have too much fat on them.

    Now starting my own fight club and indoctrinating everyone would be awesome, however every time I tried it, people just looked at me like I was a lunatic and quickly got as far away from me as they could. Maybe I should try something method of getting this started instead of fighting an imaginary person in a parking lot.
     
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    Ddraig Steel of Destiny

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    The solution is more simpler than you think it is. Just find someone that agrees to fight you in equal terms, and when people arrives to see, you are still good friends, like a sport and you can safely announce the club thingy. That may do the trick.

    Oh, true true! Ninjas are fit after all.

    I got it!
    Shatter their bones and put them in a soft plastic canister, put a grenade with a booby trap, so when it explodes the bone shards will work like a claymore, super effective, and you ll do something with the corpses. If lacking grenades, you can use some of that soap and body fat and extract the glycerin, then you need an 1:1 Nitric Acid and Sulfuric Acid mixture and adding the Glycerin to create and exothermic reaction. And you can make your own organic nitrate explosive to accomplish the Fight Club goals.
     
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