IRC Quotes

7/24 [12:21:08] * Uthi faps smexiest. Uthi wins
7/24 [12:21:17] <Vildiil> I dunno, I'd rather watch Uthi do it. Just sayin'
7/24 [12:21:20] <Dementa> Uthi.. do you need help fapping? :3
7/24 [12:22:50] <Uthi> hummmhhh....
7/24 [12:23:01] <Dementa>
7/24 [12:23:15] <Dementa> 'cause I mean.. I'm sure I can help somehow. ;o
7/24 [12:23:46] <^Ashtar> Dementa has a phd in fapping

Dr. Dementa, Medical Fapper, at your service.

/endfap

 

but but... Uthi wins ! :O

 

No, silly, you lost <3

 

A fail moment.

* Vildiil slaps Morometi around a bit with a large trout
<Vildiil> talky talky
<Morometi> ):
<Vildiil> your smiling upside down
* Uthi ([email protected]) Quit
<Vildiil> HA I GOT THE TROUT BACK
<Vildiil> Wait, that wasnta Disconnect
<Vildiil> DAMNIT
* Vildiil fails
<Suzuri> ?
<Nymphette> lmao
<Downfall> its ok vil.. youll get it back one day

Edit: I now haz the trout back!

* Vildiil slaps Downfall around a bit with a large trout
<Downfall> HAAAAAI
<Downfall> FFU U NO DC ME
<Vildiil> ill laugh if someone DCed
* Dementa ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 256 seconds)
<Vildiil> HA
<Commodus> giggle
<Downfall> LOL

 

Annnnddddd I need to bring this back, thanks Suzuri LMAO. Note - The below is pretty mature content. if you feel uncomfortable with it, Please substitute words with "Hello Kitty"

<Vildiil> 1=2.54, so 9=22.9
<Vildiil> There I saved you some math
<Suzuri> already know that but i dont understand your friend's status
<Commodus> vildyyyyyyyyyyyy
<Commodus> add me on fb.
<Suzuri> lol
<Commodus> dont laugh at meh.
<Commodus> lol
<Suzuri> ^_^
<Vildiil> She said 9 inches for some reason
<Vildiil> So i made a referrence to whats in my pants
<Commodus> shocker.
<Suzuri> oh lol
<Suzuri> average in usa is 4-5 inches right? xD
<Chronicheals> you referenced falling short of the mark?
<Commodus> see i dont buy that
<Commodus> i feel like most guys are in the 6-7 area
<Vildiil> Who knows, I dont be averaging whats in dudes pants
<Chronicheals> lol

 

[22:27:50] <Suzuri> hahaha
[22:28:05] <^Bella> lol
[22:28:13] <Commodus> according to some scientific study for americans its like 4-5
[22:28:18] <^Bella> Avg in the us is 6in, suz
[22:28:20] <Commodus> and i was like thats weaksauce.
[22:28:31] <Chronicheals> ya know, this path of conversation always seems to happen when commodus is on, coicidence? i think not
[22:28:34] <Suzuri> Bella i was just trying to annoy Vild a bit xD
[22:28:37] <^Bella>
[22:28:43] <Asaline> And bevermind.
[22:28:43] <Commodus> got a problem with me being ok with my john?
[22:28:47] <Commodus> jackassss
[22:28:59] <^Bella> I love how were talking about penis size's
[22:29:03] <^Ashtar> me too
[22:29:10] <Chronicheals> lol
[22:29:16] <Chronicheals> bella ur pervy



And more to add to it lmao lol

 

Ewww you pervy all u_u

 

<Asaline> You sir. Need a bath.
<Downfall> ohai
<Downfall> yes yes i do
<Downfall> problem?
* Vildiil slaps Downfall around a bit with a large trout
<Vildiil> Now you need one even worse
<Downfall> FFFFFU
<Dementa> He's a dirty.. person.
* Dementa ([email protected]) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Chronicheals> Vilma!
<Vildiil> YES
* Dementa ([email protected]) has joined #gamezstaff
<Chronicheals> i didnt know u were here
<Chronicheals> lol
<Vildiil> VICTORY
<Chronicheals> hi
<Dementa> wat.
<Downfall> vil u slapped me
<Downfall> wai trent dc?
<Downfall> ohai trent o.o
<Asaline> Now you need a bath even more.
<Dementa> He missed.
<Asaline> LIES
<Vildiil> I dont know, but at least the trout is back to disconnecting people

 

<Chronicheals> appearently so, had no idea straight guys would go that high
<^Bella> ya they said 7 for a circle jerk.. lol didn't think there was a number lol
<Chronicheals> kinda pervie if you ask me
<Downfall> im straight and i dont go that high >.>
<^Alente> Downfall only goes to five, no more!
<^Bella> lol
<Chronicheals> lawl

 

[TABLE]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]17:01[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Bella[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]my electricity bills is 328.00 this month[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]17:01[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Bella[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]ouches[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]17:01[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]PetromaniaC[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]I'm not so fine but uhh , fine[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]17:01[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]GraveXD[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]Thats alot [/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]17:01[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]PetromaniaC[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]Ouch bella wtf[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]17:01[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]PetromaniaC[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]using the vibrator alot?[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]

 

OMG Petro! What a perv hahaha

 

i love the conversation at these hours on staff chat...

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-FhpjOlTCOhk/TkOS2Pwn0-I/AAAAAAAAAFo/AGFSimEIav8/badstaff.JPG

 

Aaannnnddd the rest of that bit

[04:17] <&Alente> lol
[04:18] <Untouched> nudes off?
[04:18] <Untouched>
[04:18] <Vildiil> You!
[04:19] <&Alente> o_o
[04:20] <Asaline> Soooooooooooooo
[04:21] <Vildiil> I love how she didnt deny it
[04:21] <&Alente> ?
[04:21] <Untouched> what?!
[04:21] <Vildiil> ROFL
[04:21] <Untouched> who is spreading lies again?!
[04:22] <Untouched> alente vildiil need's the hammer :<
[04:22] <&Alente> =p
[04:22] <Vildiil> You told me it was alright! It was a payoff! It was after you let that newbie in Sanctum believe we were dating earlier! I haz screenshots!
[04:22] <&Alente> o_o
[04:22] * Alente hides while those two have their lover's quarrel
[04:22] <Vildiil> I was gonna tell him it was alright and she was like 'shhh i'll let you take pictures if you dont say it please '
[04:25] <Vildiil> Wait
[04:25] <Vildiil> Alente, you said a Lover's quarrel
[04:26] <Vildiil> I'm missing mine, so it cant be that

 

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[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]13:43[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Vildiil[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]Not do all the work no, sure an extra helping hand would be appreciated though[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]13:43[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Nymphette[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]yeah it probably would[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]13:43[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Uthi[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"][/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]13:43[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Suzuri[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]agree[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]13:43[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Asaline[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]LOL helping hands![/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]13:43[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Asaline[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]I have two hands...that like to help[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]13:43[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Vildiil[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]Sure you do[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]13:44[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Uthi[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]why do i need others hand for it, i can do it by my self? [/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]13:45[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Vildiil[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]and an honest comment turns into a pervy comment[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]13:45[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Nymphette[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]lmao of course vil[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]13:45[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Uthi[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]why pervy. your dirty xD[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]

 

[02:05] <Vildiil> Bella nuuuuuuuuuu
[02:05] <&Bella> what
[02:06] <Asaline> NO U
[02:06] <Downfall> NOOO UU
[02:06] <Asaline> NO ME Wait, yes me.
[02:06] <Asaline> In bed.
[02:06] <Asaline> With my blankies
[02:06] <Asaline> =)
[02:06] <&Bella> rofl
[02:06] <Vildiil> Passing on that
[02:07] * Bella cuddles with Asaline in bed. :O
[02:07] <Vildiil> You two can go do kinky stuff together there ya go
[02:09] * Asaline cuddles with bella too.
[02:09] <&Bella> lol
[02:09] <Asaline> sadly
[02:09] <Vildiil> So
[02:09] <Asaline> It's more acceptable for girls to cuddle even in a playtonic experiance thanguys.
[02:09] <Vildiil> Anyone taking bets on how long it takes for them to get kinky?
[02:10] <Asaline> Never.
[02:10] <Asaline> =0
[02:10] <Vildiil> I got 15 minutes

Gotta get this one on there fast before I get tarred/feathered.

 

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[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]13:06[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Suzuri[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]allright allright i got it, i cannot satisfy your needs... xD[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]13:06[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Asaline[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]Nope.[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]13:06[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Asaline[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]Your not big enough[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]13:06[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Asaline[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]=)[/TD]
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and a few minutes later...


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[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]13:09[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Downfall[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]ikr?![/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]13:09[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Asaline[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]no u[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]13:09[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Asaline[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]so vil, yea still waiting on you[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]13:09[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Suzuri[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"][/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]13:09[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Asaline[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]why are men always so slow to rise to the occasion of a girl needing them?[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]13:10[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Asaline[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]seriously.[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]13:10[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Bella[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]lol[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]13:10[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Vildiil[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]Told you[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]13:10[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Vildiil[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]before you DCed[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]13:10[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Asaline[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]You know what i mean right bella?![/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]13:10[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Vildiil[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]I was going to go grab a shower first[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]13:10[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Bella[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]yra[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]13:10[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Bella[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]ya[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]13:10[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Asaline[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]Well. Scuse me dirty man.[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]13:10[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Suzuri[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]why are girls always rejecting the occasion of a man needing them?[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]13:10[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Suzuri[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]u_u[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]13:10[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Bella[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"] dirty man lol[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]

 

Alente is a very sharing HAM https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-4kvSg5n6kj0/TkyI4CC1qyI/AAAAAAAAAHQ/RSK8zYW-yAQ/Alentesharing.JPG

 

wai you no add the rest?!

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[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]20:28[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Asaline[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]Um.[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]20:28[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Asaline[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]Why?[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]20:28[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Alente[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]and not in the sexy way -glares at Bella/Uthi/other pervs-[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]20:28[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"][/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]Asaline was thinking along those lines[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]20:28[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Asaline[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]So. Why?:[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]20:28[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Bella[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]lol[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]20:28[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Alente[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]I decided to walk today since it was so lovely and sunny[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]20:29[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Asaline[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]And it downpoured?[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]20:29[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Alente[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]protip: check weather forecast prior to that[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]20:29[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Alente[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]It did[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]20:29[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Alente[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]I spent the last fourty minutes[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]20:29[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Alente[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]being drenched in rain[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]20:29[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Alente[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]and gale winds[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]20:29[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Asaline[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]Oh my, that happened to me once.[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]20:29[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Alente[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]I am cold >:[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]20:29[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Asaline[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]Minus the wind.[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]20:29[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Asaline[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]I said screw it considering was wearing a white shirt anyway[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]20:29[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Asaline[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]took shirt off[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]20:29[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Asaline[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]and walked home.[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]20:29[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Asaline[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]singing dancing inthe rain[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]20:29[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #CCCCCC, align: right"]Asaline[/TD]
[TD="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]and skipping[/TD]
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<3 lmao I had to...

 

A self fail moment.

Very rare these ones, cherish~



[03:32] <Alente> deleted
[03:33] <Vildiil> Lol
[03:33] <Vildiil> okay, changing subjects a second, I'm an idiot.
[03:33] <Alente> Yup.
[03:33] <azmodius> yup
[03:33] <Vildiil> I totally realized I was just playing on the computer on a 55" screen TV
[03:34] <Vildiil> I could be watching porno on this giant TV and it'd be not sucky!