Life has now been explained to you.

[h=2]On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten."
So God agreed.

On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks and make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"
And God agreed.

On the third day God created the cow. "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves, and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty."
And God agreed again.

On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years."
Man said, "What? Only twenty years? Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty, okay?"

Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."

So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.
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Errr, Did you know the human's life expectancy span was averaging 40 years until the last few hundred years. It wasn't until after the 19th Century (or post 1800s) that humans kept increasing their life span through medicine. So really if we were to hold onto your story, God only gave man about 40yrs of life, the additional 40 was mankind's will to live and its luck to stubborn upon innovations to cure diseases.

 

Agreed with Akikaze. Except I don't believe in any god.

 

I am your God

 

Only if you wanna be <3

 

Keima Katsuragi is the only god I recognize.

 

I'm all yours if you so choose. *kneeling with teary eyes*

 

Also I don't recall there were houses with doors at the time xd Especially before men were around to build them.

 

but Bible says that prophets lived for almost a thousand of years so the regular people those days should be in there 200 to 500s

 

they lived that long because no burjer

 

Actually age was calc differntly like that Methuselah dude was like 960 yrs old or w/e its 96.0 so like he was 96 when he died lol.

 

I'm confused if people were created on the 4th day then who are the people before us? You know the monkey's job is to entertain people and the dog's job is to bark at anyone comes near their house. Who are those people?

 

Bible jokes they nevet have to make logical sence

 

I wonder what would happen if the person who wrote the bible was just doing a prank on us.

 

I think it was more along the lines of getting laid by clean chicks.

 

Same goes with Noah's arc... the guy stacked a pair of every animal species on a boat the size of my back yard. That's just impossibru except if he build that boat while exploiting some sort of dark matter magic, or he stumbled upon a black hole somewhere... or he got a hold of Bulma's capsules xD

 

christianity tells that humans used to live up to 800 years many many years ago

 

It's possible... many many years ago... stuck a ****in ice gletcher xD

 

Oh no idea we had a fictional story club here?

 

We must have as much fun as the life gives us chance to. Actually it's not even funny, when you know that Andromeda galaxy will collide with our Milky way in ~6 million years. Get the idea? Our sun can shine for at least another 5 billion years, but we won't be there to see it blow up and become a dense Fe ball, since the collision of the galaxies will incinerate us down to quarck level xD. Sux to be earthling after 6 million years. It sux even more since we know we can't move from this mud ball unless we find a way to power some sort of engine with vacuum... I feel sorry for my descendants xD

But u know a wise man once said - ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Since we were created with materials coming from super nova explosions, it's only natural to become star dust once again xD