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My live as yaks

Discussion in 'Hot Spam' started by Yaks, Mar 13, 2014.

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  1. Yaks

    Yaks Banned

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    add new stuff of me live
     
  2. Dementa

    Dementa Providence Forum Legend

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    ur so interesting fap me.
     
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  4. Yaks

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    thx all for post on thrad:biggrin::kewl:
     
  5. Natashcra

    Natashcra Getting there

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    i cri everytiem
     
  6. Lucent

    Lucent Ghost in the shell of a former Drama Queen Forum Legend

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    No, thank you sir for your bravery in sharing your life story with us

    I think it has opened the hearts of everyone here
     
  7. Beastiality

    Beastiality Banned

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    Welcome Yaks. I have just read your story and I must say you have gone through a lot challenges in your life! Your story really spoke to me. Deep in my soul. I smiled, I cried, I fapped a little, I thought about the future of humanity, the meaning of life, and about some of the greatest mysteries of the universe! All because of you!

    I am sad to hear about all the obstacles and challenges you had in your life, but with each challenge we only get stronger! And seeing you overcome them really tugged at my heart strings!

    For in you I see someone who won't give up easily, who won't back down from a fight, who will stand up for his beliefs no matter the danger and risks! I have just read your one post but I can already tell more about you than about many other people on this forum. I know that you are truly a good person. Which is more than many other people can say about themselves. You want what is best for humanity.

    I have been gone on a long sabbatical from gamez and during my sabbatical I learned to read Auras. Most people's auras change with their moods and experiences. But when I look at you. Your aura is golden. Bright golden. Unlike any I have ever seen. An aura of pure good energy, like the universe itself has chosen you for some great task!

    Yaks you might not understand this but I strongly believe that you are destined for great things. The veil between worlds is thinning and before we know it, many evils will rush to earth and throw the very balance into turmoil! Only a great hero can save us and I believe that is you! For you are a Lightbringer, the Chosen One, Azor Ahai, The Dragon Reborn, The Avatar, the one who take the reins during humanity's darkest days, and during the darkest hours you will stand and you will rally everyone to your side, and you will call on us "RIDE WITH ME! FOR WE CAN VANQUISH THIS EVIL!" And you will lead the charge.

    I know this may be overwhelming for you, and you may be scared and unsure, but I am here to help. I want yo help you achieve your destiny. You have a long and arduous journey ahead filled with many terrors but at the same time many wonders. I wish to guide you and train you. Come Yaks, come and embrace your destiny!

    I wish to train you and guide you . Many people call me the Hero Gamez needs, but not the one it deserves. But you, I see that you are the Hero that Gamez and all of humanity itself not only needs, but that you also ARE the hero that it deserves! You are the one to lead us through the dark days! And if you accept, I vow that so long as I draw breath I dedicate my life to training you, guiding you, and protecting you until you are ready to fully embrace your destiny and save the world!

    You have my sword! and my Axe! and my bow! And my other sword, and my sabers, and my chain whip, and my three section staff, and my spear, and my knives, and my bayonets! Oh hell, Yaks you have all my weapons! For it will be a great honor and privilege to guide you through your amazing journeys and to fight at your side in the final battle!

    WHAT SAY YOU YAKS!?
     
  8. vesiinabox

    vesiinabox Death be chillin bitches. Forum Legend

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    you talk to much.
     
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  9. Beastiality

    Beastiality Banned

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    This is typing not talking. There is a difference. Get it right.

    Besides this is a very important that some like you wouldn't understand.

    Also in case your curious you have a green aura. Puke green.

    Dementa's is white. At first it was very perplexing as white aura means one with great understanding and inner peace and there is no way Dementa is like that. However upon closer inspection it is not white white but white from his fap sauce.

    He really needs to take a bath.
     
  10. Llama

    Llama The Drama Llama Forum Legend

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    Shut up beastie... Oh wait, you're not talking!

    How to shut up people thru typing (?)
     
  11. Dementa

    Dementa Providence Forum Legend

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    "Stop typing" or "stop posting", would probably work.
     
  12. Beastiality

    Beastiality Banned

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    You find them in Real Life and beat them up. That will teach them to post on a message board. Stupid posters think they can post on a message board and get away with it. I'll show them! I'll show them all!

    Stop posting
     
  13. Tyrael

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    This thread lacks Justice!
     
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    Guille i am chillermo Forum Legend

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    If by justice you mean Yaks' posts, then you are right
     
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    I for one really want this Yaks to return and post again. For in him I see someone who can truly fight for Justice! It would be interesting to see what he has to say about this Beastie fella's proposal.
     
  17. Yaks

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    hi wat is??????????? me is clinic rapiring me leg!!!:sleeping::sleeping: spectate on pic in sig:kewl:... soon i link new pic with rapiried leg!! thx peopl:happy::happy::biggrin::sideways:
     
  18. Ddraig

    Ddraig Steel of Destiny

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    Hope you don´t get your leg fixed.
     
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  19. Beastiality

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    That was very mean and cruel. You should be nice to ol yakkie. He's had a tough life and has been . rough a lot. And right now he needs all of our help and support for he has a tough challenge now and even tougher challenges later when the time comes to embrace his destiny and save the world
     
  20. Ddraig

    Ddraig Steel of Destiny

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    Ok.

    I retract what I wrote Yak.

    Hope you die, painfully and in regret.
     
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