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Discussion in 'Old Threads' started by BeastiesDecoyAccount, Sep 5, 2012.

  1. Archsatan

    Archsatan Yoza

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    Lil Wayne didn't finish school because he shot himself in the chest.
     
  2. Dimitra

    Dimitra 安心。 Forum Legend

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    Omg LOL Ryan.
     
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    abcdefg Proficient

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    I honestly had no clue what he was referring to. It could have been either. I think it was dick because he didn't outright say it and tried to imply it...
     
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    Slyther Oculus Ex Inferni Forum Legend

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    Funny how a thread with my name ends up with dick talk wat
     
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    Carnage Lord Of Calamities: OMEGAWEAPON Forum Legend

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    with Beastie's posts i think he can outpost Aegis in no time now. Just sayin. And hi Gamez!
     
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  6. dontlikepvp

    dontlikepvp Gungnirs

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    beastie post contain trojan.
     
  7. BeastiesDecoyAccount

    BeastiesDecoyAccount Chillin likea guy who chills

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    Amazing how that works out. Wanna guess as to who gets the blame on this. It starts with Jun and ends with gler.

    I have outposted not only Aegis but every single person here. TBH between all my accounts from my very first main to my multiple alts and the several dozen other or so that are banned I probably well over 20k posts. And that's just here. But the most impressive thing is that I actually have a life with a job, friends, AND manage to stay in great physical shape.

    No Trojan but if you look closely you may find a small hint of Spartan in them.
     
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    Llama The Drama Llama Forum Legend

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    I imagine Beastie like this:


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    Rome ソロモン・ヨアズ・アブラハム Forum Legend

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    kind sir, I workout everyday for an hour and play basketball in the afternoons yet I don't get cut or ripped, I simply have a great great stamina, mind giving me the secret ingredient? *I tried sugar spice and everything nice with chemical X and its not working*.
     
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    dontlikepvp Gungnirs

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    beastie is not human.
     
  11. BeastiesDecoyAccount

    BeastiesDecoyAccount Chillin likea guy who chills

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    That's not far off only I don't have to photoshop my sexxay bod.

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    Several problems here. First of all you say you workout but you don't go into detail with the type of workouts you do. You need to vary your workouts. If you don't then your body will plateau. If you have the time then go pirate(ARGH) a program like P90X. Also sugar and spice and chemical X are only good for making Powerpuff Girls and are not part of a healthy diet, you need to have a healthy diet with a good mix of carbs, protein, fruits, and vegies. Also go to a good store like GNC and get a good protein shake.

    RAWR!

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    Well, if you look at most basketball players, they are just very lean and not ripped. Most, not all. People like Dwight Howard and LeBron were just gifted with inhuman bodies.

    Playing basketball will burn fat if you run a lot. To put on muscle you have to lift weights, varying it every single day (do arms one day, legs another, etc.). You can do P90X or Insanity like Beastie said, but those programs take you to another level. Also, you need to remember the most important thing. Diet. Building muscle is 50% breaking it down (through workouts) and 50% building it stronger (through the food you eat). Also, if you eat unhealthy, burning fat won't be easy either.
     
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    Dieting, carbs, and heavy workouts will get you ripped.

    you will know its working when you can feel it the next day.
     
  14. BeastiesDecoyAccount

    BeastiesDecoyAccount Chillin likea guy who chills

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    And if you're lazy and don't want to go the hard work route there's always anabolic steroids! Though you do have the risk of ****ing up your cicrulatory system and dying from a heart attack before you're 30.
     
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    Don't do steroids. The idea of working out is to get HEALTHY. Steroids defeat this purpose. Do you want yellow skin?
     
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    Only cheaters and gay people take steroids.
     
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    BeastiesDecoyAccount Chillin likea guy who chills

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    And complete idiots because really nowadays theres so much legal stuff you can get from places like GNC that are just as good or better than than steroids without the nasty sideeffects.
     
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    Slyther Oculus Ex Inferni Forum Legend

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    soo from me to penises to junglers to steroids. I'm liking my first self-titled thread.
     
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    You can be proud of being a nice topic of derivative conversations.
     
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    aint that sooo peachy ?!?!?!!?!? !!!!!
     

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