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[4:24:53 AM] Trent: thank you for the insightful look into your fapping life
[4:24:58 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: lol
[4:25:26 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: one of the people I would normally talk to about this kind of stuff logged off a bit ago
[4:25:36 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: be proud that im willing to discuss these things with you as a backup
[4:26:40 AM] Trent: thanks babe.
[4:30:12 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: http://i.imgur.com/0qtNLtx.gif
[4:30:40 AM] Trent: thats like exactly what i look like when i finish fapping too
[4:30:56 AM] Jeremiah Wyatt: thanks babe

 

[11:02:44 PM] Guillermo: are you playing sims joe
[11:03:01 PM] Slyther: yes
[11:03:04 PM] Slyther: he is my sim
[11:03:30 PM] Guillermo: don't let him take a shit
[11:03:35 PM] Slyther: LOL
[11:03:39 PM] Nick: lol
[11:04:05 PM] Jeremiah Wyatt: and dont just remove the toilet, that wouldnt do the trick
[11:04:15 PM] Jeremiah Wyatt: you want to wait until hes just about to sit down
[11:04:17 PM] Jeremiah Wyatt: then remove the toilet
[11:04:22 PM] Nick: lmao
[11:04:22 PM] Jeremiah Wyatt: and place it at the other side of the house
[11:04:29 PM] Nick: wat about
[11:04:33 PM] Guillermo: until he shits on his pants
[11:04:35 PM] Guillermo: and it's all green
[11:04:37 PM] Guillermo: right jere
[11:04:37 PM] Nick: removing the door to the bathroom
[11:04:46 PM] Nick: though
[11:04:49 PM] Jeremiah Wyatt: guille pls
[11:04:53 PM] Jeremiah Wyatt: well
[11:04:56 PM] Jeremiah Wyatt: what you can do
[11:04:57 PM] Nick: it is kind of worrisome
[11:05:00 PM] Nick: that you know that trick
[11:05:01 PM] Jeremiah Wyatt: is instead of a door
[11:05:06 PM] Jeremiah Wyatt: you can put two windows
[11:05:10 PM] Jeremiah Wyatt: so he can see it
[11:05:13 PM] Jeremiah Wyatt: but cant get to it
[11:06:12 PM] Jeremiah Wyatt: also when you feed him
[11:06:17 PM] Jeremiah Wyatt: only give him milk and cheese

 

Don't ask


[11:43:36 PM] Slyther: the penis-eating goat-eating dragon doesn't approve the turn this conversation took

 

[4:07:32 AM] Dimi: omg you guys were talking about me when i was sleeping
[4:07:42 AM] Guillermo: LOOL
[4:07:44 AM] Slyther: LOLOL
[4:08:00 AM] Slyther: you guys should've deleted those messages LMAO
[4:08:09 AM] Guillermo: I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO
[4:08:13 AM] Slyther: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[4:08:22 AM] Guillermo: but mines are harmless
[4:08:27 AM] Guillermo: so i'm safe

[4:10:56 AM] Dimi: I WAS LIKE
[4:11:04 AM] Dimi: SCROLLING UP TO FIND SHIT TO QUOTE FROM JEREMY
[4:11:09 AM] Slyther: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[4:11:09 AM] Dimi: AND I SEE "DIMI DIMI DIMI DIMI" EVERYWHERE
[4:11:09 AM] Guillermo: LOL
[4:11:16 AM] Slyther: LMAO
[4:11:21 AM] Dimi: NEXT THING I KNOW, IM A CUM HUNGRY MONSTER

 

@Lucent @Frix @Dementa @Anonymous @Ddraig @Slyther @Guille


[6:56:35 PM] Jeremiah Wyatt: http://www.crunchyroll.com/store/p/116321/Fate-Hollow-Ataraxia-Saber-Swimsuit
[6:56:56 PM] Deyna: this better be a cute girl in a swim suit
[6:57:22 PM] Deyna: You shall live.
[6:57:31 PM] Deyna: Jerrrrrrr
[6:58:02 PM] Nick: [6:56 PM] Jeremiah Wyatt:

<<< http://www.crunchyroll.com/store/p/116321/Fate-Hollow-Ataraxia-Saber-Swimsuit
[6:58:03 PM] Nick: bah
[6:58:06 PM] Nick: only 10 inches
[6:58:08 PM] Nick: make it lifesize
[6:58:14 PM] Nick: and have cat ears
[6:58:17 PM] Nick: and fuckable
[6:58:22 PM] Nick: and then you have my interest
[6:58:23 PM] Jeremiah Wyatt: yeah but it would still be fun to shoot a load all over her
[6:58:28 PM] Nick: lmao
[6:58:34 PM] Deyna: ;~;

 

@Lucent @BeastiesDecoyAccount @Dementa @Anonymous @Ddraig @Slyther @Guille

[00:29:45] Deyna: lol
[00:31:18] Deyna: dextromethorphan
[00:31:37] Deyna: is what nick uses to get girls to go to his place.
[00:32:01] Nick: nah
[00:32:06] Nick: I just get them drunk
[00:32:14] Nick: or choloroform
[00:32:15] Nick: wait wat
[00:32:18] Nick: speaking of which
[00:32:19] Nick: deyna
[00:32:22] Nick: I need you
[00:32:25] Nick: to smell this rag for me
[00:32:49] Deyna: No thanks
[00:32:56] Nick: its K
[00:33:01] Nick: just one little smell
[00:33:07] Deyna: we're best friends now nick
[00:33:10] Deyna: you can't drug me
[00:33:10] Deyna: ok
[00:33:12] Nick: deyna
[00:33:20] Nick: best friends smell things for each other
[00:33:24] Nick: ok
[00:33:26] Deyna: No
[00:33:31] Deyna: Not chlorophorm

 

I still need someone to smell the rag for me.

 

get argenina to smell it, im pretty sure it's a pleasure for him.

 

No not him. But you can do it. Just some over and take one little sniff.

@Bordy

 

Beastie please

 

[12:54:47 PM] Dimi: who
[12:54:52 PM] Dimi: the fuck
[12:54:54 PM] Dimi: deleted my dick

 

[12:57:26 PM] Dimi: MY DICK WAS MY FAVOURITE
[12:57:30 PM] Dimi: BUT THOSE FUCKERS DELETED IT
[12:57:30 PM] Dimi: FUCKING
[12:57:31 PM] Dimi: FUCK

 

O M G

 

I'm sorry

 

In light of recent events

[3:23:24 PM] Dimi: this is the last moment he saw the light
[3:23:52 PM] Dimi: (light=my bright strike)
[3:23:53 PM] Slyther: lol
[3:23:53 PM] Dimi: get it
[3:23:54 PM] Dimi: hahahahahaa
[3:23:55 PM] Dimi: ha
[3:23:55 PM] Dimi: ha
[3:23:56 PM] Dimi: ha
[12:25:18 πμ] Slyther: I guess you could say he... got "star struck"
[12:25:21 πμ] Slyther: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[12:25:32 πμ] Frix Desu:

 

I was telling Frix that I'm broke and I can't buy myself a pug puppy and this happened..

[5:17:28 πμ] Frix Desu: that little gurl
[5:17:32 πμ] Frix Desu: you can steal pug from
[5:17:37 πμ] Frix Desu: think about it
[5:17:49 πμ] Frix Desu: BETTER
[5:17:56 πμ] Frix Desu: STEAL PUG
[5:18:03 πμ] Frix Desu: WAIT TILL SOMEONE OFFER $ FOR HIM
[5:18:12 πμ] Frix Desu: GIVE HIM BACK AND BE LIKE "I FOUND HIM"
[5:18:15 πμ] Frix Desu: REPEAT
[5:18:19 πμ] Frix Desu: EARN 1000$
[5:18:23 πμ] Frix Desu: BUY PUG
[5:18:24 πμ] Dimi: omg
[5:18:25 πμ] Frix Desu: = PROFIT
[5:18:25 πμ] Dimi: wtf
[5:18:28 πμ] Dimi: IS WRONG WITH YOU

 

GODDAMNIT.