Loading...
  1. Dismiss Notice
  2. Dismiss Notice
  3. Dismiss Notice
  4. Dismiss Notice
  5. Dismiss Notice
  6. If this is your first visit, you may have to register before you can post: click the register link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below.

String Instruments with bow =3

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Kyle, Jul 5, 2014.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. Kyle

    Kyle Banned Forum Legend

    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    4,009
    Likes Received:
    1,183
    Trophy Points:
    353
    Yup, tats why i picked it up. I heard this girl play. And her story of how she started playing and how she lost America Got talent and how the Judges hated her but she was told that she wasnt good enough because "she tried to change herself" and she wasnt "good enough to play while dancing". 2 years later she released her songs. 1 year after that she was top growing youtube channel of 2012 and 2013..

    I stopped playing my instruments after a while because i had no inspiration. But now i have a reason to play.
     
  2. BeastiesDecoyAccount

    BeastiesDecoyAccount Chillin likea guy who chills

    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2012
    Messages:
    2,064
    Likes Received:
    1,827
    Trophy Points:
    398
    Location:
    Cut off their manhood, and feed it to the goats
    And you're such a noob noob. You mistook the contraction of you are with the possessive version "your". You also neglected to double space after your sentences. DOUBLE SPACE! I find it harder and harder to believe you're in the army with your horrendous grammar. If you wrote your reports like that, then your commanding officer would have your ass for a hat. At least that was how things were like back in the day. Perhaps they have slacked off, but I really hope not. I don't feel safe at all knowing that the soldiers supposed to be protecting us can't even use proper grammar.

    Also she may play live on stage, but her music is prerecorded in most of her youtube videos where she's in crazy places, like the ice house, or Skyrim, or in those other cool locations. Not that she's not great, her music is awesome, but there's a difference between being a fan and flat out hero worshiping which is what seems to be happening in your case.

    And here is my bow. I admit I can't rip out those amazing solos that she can and I'm not as flexible as her, but I can shoot arrows from it, and it makes a cool "twang sound" that I can make into some rudimentary music if I shoot my arrows with the right speed and vary my draw lengths. It is also metal and has some bladed areas for close in fighting and when I swing it around it also makes some cool "singing" music. I love making my swords sing, and they can paint as well. They can turn a drab landscape, such as a barren field, or boring farm land into a fabulous work of art with beautiful splotches of red at just the right areas. Maybe I should try and have my people call her people and can do a cool team up video with her playing while I slay a dragon or something. I'm sure she'd be interested in that.

    And here's a pic of my bow.

    [​IMG]
     
  3. Kyle

    Kyle Banned Forum Legend

    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    4,009
    Likes Received:
    1,183
    Trophy Points:
    353
    Well if you want to believe what you believe go ahead. I actually watched her live acoustically and she played without mics and she played almost flawlessly in front of like 80 of us while dancing at a book store. So its not prerecorded. She even says she can't fake a performance as its too obvious to spot when your not really playing. Just because it looks impossible, doesn't mean it isn't. And no, I don't worship her, I idolize her. I watch more than just her Music videos. What she does off the stage is amazing and its not all about music.

    [video=youtube;lCYNkqDZOEw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCYNkqDZOEw[/video]

    And What does Grammar has to do with military. 70% of the people I work with don't even know how to read or write at a 7th grade level. And what does Grammar have to do with anything right now? My topic was about Violins and Bow instruments in the beginning and it just turned up to be having Lindsey into it. Im not writing to the president of the united states or the Pope. I'm writing on a Game forum on a section meant for topics not related to the game. I could care less about grammar. I finished my classes already. Plus, 90% of my posts are with my phone. So yea. Whatever.

    If you watch any of her videos with live performances, you can tell that's its not prerecorded due to her mistakes she makes such as falling and the the violin parts stops and when the violin becomes out of tune while she playing and she had to tune it while playing the song at same time. I'm not here to convince you that she is the best player or dancer. She is my favorite. And to me she is the best at what she does.

    What do you do with your time? Come on the forums and make fun of people because they do something or like something or can't speak English well because they were born in another country? You don't even play the game anymore. You coming in here thinking you know everything about everything then spilling your so called "knowledge" at a failed attempt excuse of a troll? What do I do? I wake up at 0430 every morning and go to sleep at midnight to make sure people like you still live in a place called United States of America.

    If you don't like her, ignore this thread then. I don't care if you participate in my thread. I just don't want your Bullshit in it. I get enough of it everywhere else.
     
    Last edited: Jul 26, 2014
  4. Slyther

    Slyther Oculus Ex Inferni Forum Legend

    Joined:
    Oct 27, 2011
    Messages:
    2,262
    Likes Received:
    1,749
    Trophy Points:
    398
    Sorry, I just had to jump in here for this one.. I really hope you're joking with that statement.
     
  5. Kyle

    Kyle Banned Forum Legend

    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    4,009
    Likes Received:
    1,183
    Trophy Points:
    353
    I only get 3 - 5 hours of sleep a day. And he wanted to target my job so that little statement in it.
     
  6. Llama

    Llama The Drama Llama Forum Legend

    Joined:
    Dec 16, 2010
    Messages:
    1,656
    Likes Received:
    1,883
    Trophy Points:
    368
    Location:
    Llama Land
  7. BeastiesDecoyAccount

    BeastiesDecoyAccount Chillin likea guy who chills

    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2012
    Messages:
    2,064
    Likes Received:
    1,827
    Trophy Points:
    398
    Location:
    Cut off their manhood, and feed it to the goats
    It's ok to like her, as I like her too. Sometimes I listen to her on my ipod when I slay dragons. She makes good music and she's also pretty cute. Though I it is a shame that she's not a cat girl, however I plan to rectify that as I have acquired her DNA and will incorporate into my Domesticated Cat Girls project. So never fear, soon everyone will have a chance to have a Lindsey Stirling Cat Girl. I can't guarantee she'll be able to play the violin though, but you might be able to teach her. A cat girl Lindsey Stirling violin group would be badass. I've also acquired DNA from Olivia Munn, Cote de Pablo, Pauley Perette, Liv Tyler, Anne Hathaway, Brenda Song, Ashley Tisdale, Selena Gomez, Miranda Cosgrove, Vanessa Hudgens, Amy Adams, Linda Thorsen, Angelina Jolie, Lucy Liu, Elisha Culbert, Olivia Wilde, Jessica Alba, Kristen Ritter, Sarah Chalke, Emma Stone, Emma Watson, Milla Kunis, Jennifer Lawrence, Scarlett Johansson, and Karen Gillan.

    Now I know what you are thinking. "Beastie! Why the hell is Megan Fox on that list!?" Well, honestly it's because I hate her and she sucks. All the movies she's in can't just have her as the sexxay female lead, nope they gotta bash in our face all the time. Starting with Transformers every movie with her has been something like "ZOMG LOOK IT'S MEGAN FOX SHES SO HOT! LOOK LOOK LOOK WE HAVE HER DOING SEXY POSES AND EVERYTHING AND NOW WE'RE GOING TO HAVE HER HORRIBLE CASTED IN THIS NEW TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES MOVIE EVEN THOUGH SHED BE A TERRIBLE APRIL BUT THE MOVIES GONNA BOMB ANYWAYS BECAUSE THE TURTLES LOOK LIKE SHIT! BUT MEGAN IS SUPER HOT LOOK LOOK LOOK!" and I'm like "I KNEW SHE WAS HOT THE FIRST TIME I SAW HER YOU FUCKING IDIOTS! I DON'T NEED YOU TO TELL ME! FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And then I killed a dragon above their offices and arranged it so the body would crash down right on top of them.

    So long story short, no Megan Fox cat girl, but you get many others, though I am still very concerned about your grammar. If you're in the military and 70% of the people there who's job it is to use big guns, and equipment to defend this country can't even read or write at a 7th grade level(which is about 12 years old) then that is quite honestly terrifying and that is actually no troll. Back when I was actually 7th grade, almost 100% of the people I knew had no problem reading and writing at a 7th grade level and we spent most of our time trying to blow off school work, play video games, and derp around outside.

    But even though you admit to having terrible grammar it is good that you are wanting to work on it to correct it. I can tell when you said "I could care less about grammar." That means you actually care quite a bit about it and are reaching out for help. And as a DragonSlayingCombatVet with good grammar I would be honored to help a brave soldier like you, who get's up at 4:30 and goes to bed at midnight learn the most basic of spelling and grammar to better yourself and aid in the defense of this amazing country.

    In fact I can give you a few pointers right now. For one thing you need to get more sleep. Four and a half hours of sleep a night might be ok in some instances but when the aliens invade it's going to bite you in the ass and if you expect Master Chief or Commander Shepard is going to drop in from some cool drop pod at the last second and save you and your squad, then you're going to be very disappointed. You need to get more sleep so you can land those headshots as that's the spot where the aliens will have much less armor and weaker shields. And when you have to fight the hunters if you stand completely still, then their fuel rod cannons will NEVER hit you.

    Seriously load up Halo 1 and try it. Go to a level where you have to fight hunters and just stand still. They will never hit you with their green mortar fuel cannons. It's pretty cool. Though it only works with the blue armored ones, the black ones have been upgraded and WILL hit you as I had to find out the hard way. Thankfully I was able to deflect most of it with my sword and my healing factor took care of the rest but I lost a good flak jacket and my sword was knocked away so I had to fight them with my bare hands until I was able to rip some of their spine blade things off their back and then stab them in the weak spots which was honestly quite challenging. At that moment a wyvern attacked but I was able to use the one cannon attached to the arm to shoot it down and walked away right after I fired the shot as I timed it so that when the shot hit I could do the "badass walk" as the wyvern's body crashed down behind me making me look extra badass.

    Unfortunately I made a slight miscalculation and missed the wyvern and the cannon shot arced up high and hit a house owned by a very nice foreign family(that had very good English spelling and grammar) who moved to the area to escape their war torn country and not have to worry about mortar fire destroying their house. Boy was that an ironic plot twist. And then the wyvern swooped past me and carried off a little kid waiting at the bus stop to go to school. WHOOPS! I kind of dropped the ball there, but hey live and learn and use the mistakes you made to make improvements in the next fight and better yourself.

    Now while I do have a load of bullshit I would NEVER waste it on these forums as bullshit is very valuable and it is an important ingredient of my compost pile. I must also add that I normally make the people I help with grammar work on my garden and compost pile consisting of bullshit, military members DO get a discount and only have to mow my yard while I sit by the pool with a glass of wine and some cheese and crackers. I would let you drink some wine, but I have a riding mower so you would technically be drinking and driving and I don't want you to ruin your military career by getting arrested with a DUI on a lawn mower(actually does count) just to pay my costs for teaching you proper grammar. I do have some kefir though and it is delicious and healthy and is a much better drink so you can have a glass of that.

    I await your reply and look forward to tutoring you in basic English and grammar. My offer also applies to your military unit too, so anyone else there that can't speak, read and write at the level of a 12 or 13 year old is more than welcome to come and get tutored in basic grammar by me. It would be an honor to help out the troops in this way.
     
  8. Bernkastel

    Bernkastel The Executioner Forum Legend

    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2014
    Messages:
    254
    Likes Received:
    279
    Trophy Points:
    318
    Location:
    Bulgaria
    I still remeber the online conversation with Lindsey Stirling on Youtube few years ago! I was about to win an tablet from here, but I posted my answer too late T_T. I really enjoy her music aswell, especialy Shadows and Elements, which were the first tracks I heard from here! I really hope that she will come to Bulgaria one day, and I'm going to be the first person to buy a ticket!
     
  9. Llama

    Llama The Drama Llama Forum Legend

    Joined:
    Dec 16, 2010
    Messages:
    1,656
    Likes Received:
    1,883
    Trophy Points:
    368
    Location:
    Llama Land
    Sorry, i bought one already in advance. You can be the second person tho
     
  10. BeastiesDecoyAccount

    BeastiesDecoyAccount Chillin likea guy who chills

    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2012
    Messages:
    2,064
    Likes Received:
    1,827
    Trophy Points:
    398
    Location:
    Cut off their manhood, and feed it to the goats
    I stole one.
     
  11. Bernkastel

    Bernkastel The Executioner Forum Legend

    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2014
    Messages:
    254
    Likes Received:
    279
    Trophy Points:
    318
    Location:
    Bulgaria
    When she comes to Bulgaria! Not for all of her concerts...
     
  12. Kyle

    Kyle Banned Forum Legend

    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    4,009
    Likes Received:
    1,183
    Trophy Points:
    353
    I like the Violins she play. There is one that looks like carbonfiber. I want that one. And there is an electric one from the mission impossible one that looks awesome.
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

Share This Page