This just in

congress is trying to make pizza an official vegetable? I give up.

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/11/17/pizza-as-vegetable-congress-proposes-new-school-lunch-bill/

 

My dream of living entirely on pizza is slowly coming true.

 

That's it I'm out of here. Anyone in Europe willing to let me crash on your couch for a while? I can help pay bills and stuff.

 

I love pizza

 

Well, if you look at the origin and history of pizza, there was never meat on it to begin with. It was always basil, tomatoes, and many other herbs. So technically, it is a vegetable (everything on/in it), the only thing that isn't a vegetable is what's ADDED to the pizza by the consumer, but like I said, the pizza itself isn't a "meaty" product.

 

I like pizza too o.o!

 

Meh I understand that it doesn't at all sound right, but when you think about it, I'm all over congress fighting to keep DECENT food in schools. I remember halfway through my high school years when things started changing and going over to whole grain crap. Yeah, cool, try to keep us healthy and stuff, but that really doesn't stop us from hopping in our cars and driving not even 2 mins down the road to Sonic/Taco Bell/Wendy's/Chik-fil-A.... Not that we were allowed to..but we definitely found a way. It was better than eating the "soy bean" meat crap they gave us.

I'd feel bad for my kids if they had to eat some of that nasty shiz that's now in the lunch lines. It's disgusting..

 

I'm totally serious about that Europe thing. Don't worry you won't put up with me for long. I'm just passing through on my way back home to Soviet Russia.