what do you plan to do during six days of darkenss?

but i love onions =(

 

meh? I'll just go find some power source. Gonna play Clash of Clans on straight 6days using free internet connection.

 

I was watching the launch live, you have no idea how "traumatized" I was when I saw that thing crash back and explode (I was like a little kid watching fireworks omg it was epic)

 

Reminded me when I saw the Challenger explode all those years ago.

 

After reading the article that included the quote from the guy who sounded like a retarded redneck third grader, and going over the other newstories on the site.

I can confirm that this is 100% true and that this is not some fake site like The Onion. I am currently buying out all the flashlights in every store and have used a combination of bribery, threads, blackmail, and in some cases all out assassination to prevent more flashlights and batteries from being shipped in. Come December when the Earth goes dark I will then get into the Christmas holiday spirit and sell off my inventory at ridiculous markups and make big bank.

FalalalallalalalaChaCHING!